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    Yuuki Oshima went pee pee through the mail slot

    Police said that 22-year-old Yuuki Oshima, a resident of Noda Cioty, visited the woman’s apartment after midnight on Nov 19 and urinated through the mail slot in the door onto a towel that was hung inside to keep people from peeping into the apartment. WTF???

    Police said Oshima admits to the charges, and quoted him as saying, “I absolutely went crazy for her the first time I saw her, and just did it.”
    Nothing says "I love you" like piss.

    Oshima told police that he first saw the woman on the street in Noda during mid-August, but didn’t speak to her or try to approach her. The woman had reported to police that from late August, her doorbell would often ring in the middle of the night and she would sometimes find urine inside the entrance to her apartment.
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    Sheevaa: I can understand...I got peed on for the first time and got all excited about it:P
    DamagedGoods: mm... my meat smells damned tasty, it's a shame I've got another few hours to wait for it.
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    Those Japanese are just so adorable!

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    Marking his territory, to keep other males out

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    onto a towel that was hung inside to keep people from peeping into the apartment.
    Whaaaaa?
    "Never make a decision when you need to pee."
    --Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)

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    I would hang a towel over the mail slot if it opened into my apartment. What's wrong with that? Last thing I need is the neighbor doing a visual check to see if I was home (and clothed).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    I would hang a towel over the mail slot if it opened into my apartment. What's wrong with that? Last thing I need is the neighbor doing a visual check to see if I was home (and clothed).
    Heh...had to do a re-read. I thought it said she had to have the towel placed there to prevent people from peeing through the slot.

    Nevermind me - just another case of the stupids today.
    "Never make a decision when you need to pee."
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    I totally thought the same thing at first.
    Sheevaa: I can understand...I got peed on for the first time and got all excited about it:P
    DamagedGoods: mm... my meat smells damned tasty, it's a shame I've got another few hours to wait for it.
    newstarshipsmell :Sorry, DG, but the Laerma nuts only grow on trees on the world of Dezoris in the Algol star system so unless you have a spaceship...
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    Japanese are good folks. You guys seen some of the shit they get up to? Pissing in a mail slot to attract a mate would be tame! :P

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    thats just..
    thats...

    wtf????????????????

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    do wah??
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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    LMAO, this should be under "Strange but true"

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