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  1. December 21st, 2009, 02:45 PM #1
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    COPS are Hunting a Perv who Smelt a Supermarket Worker's Butt At Least 20 Times.

    This video is priceless. I have no clue how to embed it here, if anyone knows please tell me.
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...mbers-bum.html

    The bespectacled man, who is around 40, repeatedly sneaked up behind a 20-year-old employee on consecutive weekends.

    CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker.

    With his face near his victim's bum, he seemed to be taking a sniff - and once got so close his nose touched the man.

    The unnamed Co-op worker, of Plymouth, Devon, said: "I thought it was all a bit strange. I was shocked and couldn't believe he was in the aisle for that long."

    Cops are asking for witnesses to the October 31 and November 7 attacks.

    Det Con Steve White said: "It's a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man."
    Just when you think you have seen it all. LOL

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0aLixeXNe
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  2. December 21st, 2009, 02:50 PM #2
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    This should do it...guess we'll see

    Nope, I can't figure it out, either. damn it:P

    This is nuts! What a freak!
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    A whole new outlook to those "buttsniffers"... damn, that is something new. Guess we all need to pay attention to those who put their heads by our ass. Comical.... really
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    Anyone who would try this shit with my husband would be playing with their lives. He could easily gas them to death.
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  5. December 21st, 2009, 03:28 PM #5
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    Goddammit, Langston! Jesus...Richard is at it again, folks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo
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  7. December 21st, 2009, 03:39 PM #7
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    With his face near his victim's bum, he seemed to be taking a sniff - and once got so close his nose touched the man.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I wanna see the video of the booty sniffing weirdo! I thought he was doing it to a woman until I read the above quote. For some reason that makes it even funnier!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pene784 View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I wanna see the video of the booty sniffing weirdo! I thought he was doing it to a woman until I read the above quote. For some reason that makes it even funnier!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    The video is at the link Pene..:)
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  9. December 21st, 2009, 03:52 PM #9
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    I'm being absolutely serious.

    Did Richard Langston move? That even kinda looks like him...I'm serious. Does anyone know?
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    WOW. Perhaps we have here a person whose shit REALLY DOES smell like roses, and the lovely residual aroma needed verification.
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    Hehhhh...you knew this one would end up front paged, right?

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