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    Martin Guerrero began to moan and said "aye mami"


    A teacher at W.T. White High School in northwest Dallas approached a student's desk yesterday to check on his art project when she noticed him staring off into space. As the teacher tried to get his attention, the student pulled up his shirt and exposed himself.

    The student began to moan and said "aye mami" before beginning to masturbate fervently in front of the teacher and classmates - 30 students, ranging from 14 to 17 years old.

    The teacher was unable to stop the student from his continued masturbation and ran out of the classroom to get help from school police. The teacher told investigators that several students later told her "that was very scary," the police documents say.

    Martin Guerrero, 17, was arrested yesterday on a felony charge of indecency with a child (the child being his classmates).
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    Well, at least we know he's straight.
    "Now that ceaseless exposure has calloused us to the lewd and the vulgar, it is instructive to see what still seems wicked to us. What still slaps the clammy flab of our submissive consciousness hard enough to get our attention?"

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    Umm, I was not expecting to read THAT. How weird is this kid? Lemme guess drugs were involved!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athena View Post
    Well, at least we know he's straight.
    How?? Gay men don't masturbate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    How?? Gay men don't masturbate?
    I reckon they do. But I highly doubt they say "Aye, mami" as they commence.
    "Now that ceaseless exposure has calloused us to the lewd and the vulgar, it is instructive to see what still seems wicked to us. What still slaps the clammy flab of our submissive consciousness hard enough to get our attention?"

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    some gay men refer to themselves as she....
    or refer to other gay men as she..ie: "shes such a divvaaaaa"
    so...yeah..a gay man could say aye mami n refer to his partner who is male.

    just sayin.....

    anywho....thats messed up....

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    OH MY -0 imagine being a kid in that classroom? That would be one class you would remember for the rest of your life! The kid has to be disturbed to just "whip it out" in a crowded classroom and do that. I wonder what the teacher did when she got home that night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TDH View Post
    some gay men refer to themselves as she....
    or refer to other gay men as she..ie: "shes such a divvaaaaa"
    so...yeah..a gay man could say aye mami n refer to his partner who is male.

    just sayin.....
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    Whaaaaat?
    just sayin.....


    I like the way the teacher runs out of the class and leaves the kids with a chronic masturbater. He should be fired for that.
    he had every right to drag the kid out.
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    wtf??????? i would love to see the motivation for this ridiculousness. masturbation is great...AT HOME
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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    I like the way the teacher runs out of the class and leaves the kids with a chronic masturbater. He should be fired for that.
    he had every right to drag the kid out.
    The teacher was a female, which might have contributed to her discomfort with the situation, so I can't blame her for not dragging the kid out of the classroom, but wouldn't dialing the office be quicker and safer than running for help? Or are there no phones in the classrooms, there?
    "Now that ceaseless exposure has calloused us to the lewd and the vulgar, it is instructive to see what still seems wicked to us. What still slaps the clammy flab of our submissive consciousness hard enough to get our attention?"

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    Or send another student to get help? But I've had a minute to think about this. I don't know what I would do if I had to act on the fly.


    PS This so does not make me feel better about my daughter being a freshmen in high school. 3.5 more years of worry?? Oh... right. She graduates then my son starts his freshmen year in high school. Fantastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LestYeBeJudged View Post
    This so does not make me feel better about my daughter being a freshmen in high school. 3.5 more years of worry?? Oh... right. She graduates then my son starts his freshmen year in high school. Fantastic.
    Just tell them not to masturbate in class and all should be fine.

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    So, the article states that the teacher had no way to stop the kid from masturbating? Clearly this teacher is not as inventive as several I had. I have no doubt in the ability of a teacher with the right mindset to control the classroom, even though they may end up here for it.

    Off the top of my head I would consider dousing the kid with some ice-cold water from a water fountain. At least then, if he can keep it up and going, I'd have to begrudgingly respect it. You could also get one of the less-attractive kids in the class (male or female, hygiene deficiency preferred) to start hitting on him.

    If it were my classroom, he'd have at least earned the reputation this will give him. Of course, at my school the boys usually just did that sort of thing in the bathroom or locker room. I consider it a courtesy.

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    Martin Guerrero began to moan and said "aye mami"
    Is this degenerate an illegal alien?
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant View Post
    Is this degenerate an illegal alien?
    I couldn't say, but one thing I do know, of all the degenerates I know (myself included), none are illegal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted View Post
    I couldn't say, but one thing I do know, of all the degenerates I know (myself included), none are illegal.
    Perhaps your behaviour is illegal or it should be so.
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant View Post
    Perhaps your behaviour is illegal or it should be so.
    LOL My behavior's been illegal in the past, but as long as it doesn't hurt anyone and is done in private, I figure it's not another person's business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted View Post
    LOL My behavior's been illegal in the past, but as long as it doesn't hurt anyone and is done in private, I figure it's not another person's business.
    You have no private life. You have no personality. You live only to serve the state. Anything else is superfluous and criminal.
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.

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    I'm sure a quick thump with a ruler would have made him put his piece away.
    "We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant View Post
    You have no private life. You have no personality. You live only to serve the state. Anything else is superfluous and criminal.
    LOL Have you been reading my bio?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    I'm sure a quick thump with a ruler would have made him put his piece away.
    Does it depend on where? Certain places may have made me want to burn the ruler, and certain others may have just encouraged him to keep going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted View Post
    Does it depend on where? Certain places may have made me want to burn the ruler, and certain others may have just encouraged him to keep going.
    Well considering what he was doing I only had one area in mind...... :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    Well considering what he was doing I only had one area in mind...... :)
    I pity your ruler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisted View Post
    LOL Have you been reading my bio?
    The possession of illegal literature is punishable by five years at hard labour.
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.

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