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    Talking Deer butt art

    http://www.dba-oracle.com/t_make_deer_butt_alien.htm

    Bonus includes:
    Instructions on how to make your own deer butt alien heads.
    Tasteful kitty cat butt refrigerator decoration.
    Attractive rat butt plaque.

    Deer ass alien heads are fun and educational activity for the whole family. The kids get a lesson in fine art, anatomy and taxidermy, but the kids think that they're just having fun! It's the perfect craft for children of all ages, young and old alike.

    Thought the page was just a joke but there are indeed animal asses on ebay for sale.
    http://search.ebay.com/search/search...&fsop=2&fsoo=2

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    Hahahaha!! Give some people a credit card and a computer and they will buy anything!!!
    I think I might want these.......





    That fuckin doorbell is classic!! My neighbors would all be soooooo jealous. Plus, they might stop coming over too.
    "Never make a decision when you need to pee."
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post
    That fuckin doorbell is classic!! My neighbors would all be soooooo jealous. Plus, they might stop coming over too.
    I liked that too.

    The perfect addition to any redneck bar:

    $99 on ebay you gotta be kidding me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMorningStar View Post


    $99 on ebay you gotta be kidding me.
    $99?!?! Shit...save money. Utilize the ones laying on the side of the road.
    It takes quite an imagination to see art in a dead deers ass....seriously.
    I do know of a guy in the front page articles who would probably LOVE this shit hanging on his walls!! I wonder if his credit card is already maxed out. ;)
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    Americans are becoming like the American Indians -- using every part of the animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WryBread View Post
    Americans are becoming like the American Indians -- using every part of the animal.
    That is a very interesting way to look at this. I like that.

    I gotta admit I am not immune to the animal ass decorations. My refrigerator is covered in these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMorningStar View Post
    That is a very interesting way to look at this. I like that.

    I gotta admit I am not immune to the animal ass decorations. My refrigerator is covered in these.
    I gotta get some of these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMorningStar View Post
    That is a very interesting way to look at this. I like that.

    I gotta admit I am not immune to the animal ass decorations. My refrigerator is covered in these.
    Hahaha....I just noticed the hairball magnet. Funny...
    "Never make a decision when you need to pee."
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    Talking

    On the box they came in it didn't say what it was. It said it was a bonus "cat suprise".:he:

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    I used to have a cat that loved to show me her ass. And when she yawned, it would "wink" at me. Very disgusting.

    I had to pull a tapeworm out of it once with a leaf. I was dry-heaving. It was one of the grossest things I've ever had to do, before or since. I think I stopped loving the cat after that experience.

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    MorningStar, I have those on my fridge, too!

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    HELP!!!! The "Deer butt art" post keeps telling me I have an unread post, I go to it and read them all and hit back to the top, then I hit unread posts and the thing still says I haven't read it...eeeek!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    I think I stopped loving the cat after that experience.
    Physically, or only emotionally? :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by nurseronda View Post
    HELP!!!! The "Deer butt art" post keeps telling me I have an unread post, I go to it and read them all and hit back to the top, then I hit unread posts and the thing still says I haven't read it...eeeek!
    I've been experiencing that all night. I'm trying to find my gun so I can go shoot at something(one).

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    Thanks Lizard....I would thank you but.....You know the score on that one.....:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by nurseronda View Post
    Thanks Lizard....I would thank you but.....You know the score on that one.....:D
    Just go shoot something(one) on my behalf. That will make me happy!

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    People here hang deer's asses all over the place too, I really dont get it. Head is one thing but the ass really? it looks like a perverts sex toy, I imagine this hunters licking it when they are alone...:p

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    Quote Originally Posted by dop View Post
    I imagine this hunters licking it when they are alone...:p
    Ewwwww!

    or

    Yum!

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    You know what would be cool, to insert a video proyector inside the ass, with just the lens coming out the butt, would look kick ass as a home teather rigth over the viewers head....

    wonder about the logistics, could get hot inside the ass pluss how small can a lens be to still ook good coming out of the butthole....

    God, I really need to stop visiting Make magazine's blog.

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    This thing with the deer butts is totally retarded.
    You guys got way to much time to be reading this crap....
    and somebody has way to many deer butts to even be doing this! :D
    Last edited by AnalBreeze; April 13th, 2008 at 02:46 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dop View Post
    You know what would be cool, to insert a video proyector inside the ass, with just the lens coming out the butt, would look kick ass as a home teather rigth over the viewers head....

    wonder about the logistics, could get hot inside the ass pluss how small can a lens be to still ook good coming out of the butthole....

    God, I really need to stop visiting Make magazine's blog.
    "If you view the "do not remove cover" label on your computer as a challenge, MAKE magazine is for you"

    I am SO there!!!
    I love building stuff...and if it ends up being useful stuff, well that's just a bonus! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post

    I had to pull a tapeworm out of it once with a leaf. I was dry-heaving. It was one of the grossest things I've ever had to do, before or since. I think I stopped loving the cat after that experience.
    i have to pull strings out of my cats butt quite often, we even had to change dental floss because she would eat the green one...now we use the cinnamon kind she does not like it so much! Lol
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