Yes it’s true they’ve found the perfect vagina

**biteme** · November 12th, 2009, 12:56 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8352711.stm

New warning on 'perfect vaginas'

Labioplasty involves cutting excess tissue that protrudes from the vagina
Women are undergoing surgery to create perfect genitalia amid a "shocking" lack of information on the potential risks of the procedure, a report says.
Research published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology also questions the very notion of aesthetically pleasing genitals.
Operations to improve the appearance of the sex organs for both psychological and physical reasons are on the rise.
But surgeons said the report overplayed the risks of an established procedure.
Researchers from University College London reviewed all the existing studies on cosmetic labial surgery - which generally involves reducing the amount of tissue that protrudes from the lips which cover the vagina. They found there had been little work to document any longer-term side effects.
Labioplasty, as it is known, costs about £3,000 privately and is offered for a variety of reasons: some women complain that wearing tight clothes or riding a bike is uncomfortable, while others say they are embarrassed in front of a sexual partner.

Remember a perfect pussy could be dangerous to your health

**Peeperann** · November 12th, 2009, 01:18 PM

Best freaking title of a thread ever!!!

And these women who have this done are idiots.....

**carolinablue** · November 12th, 2009, 01:37 PM

i will have this done when guys start worrying about the appearance of their junk and having surgery to make their bits prettier. and get full Brazilian waxes.

**KillerMuffin** · November 12th, 2009, 01:42 PM

And 99% of men are still trying to figure out what to do with it.

**backlash** · November 12th, 2009, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by carolinablue

i will have this done when guys start worrying about the appearance of their junk and having surgery to make their bits prettier. and get full Brazilian waxes.

What does a hairless asshole and taint have to do with the fact that my penis has a 30 degree bend to the right in the middle of it?

**koochie** · November 12th, 2009, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by backlash

What does a hairless asshole and taint have to do with the fact that my penis has a 30 degree bend to the right in the middle of it?

but is it 9 inches long?

**backlash** · November 12th, 2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by koochie

but is it 9 inches long?

Never really measured it, but it's long enough to type with while sitting down...

**mopar** · November 12th, 2009, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by carolinablue

i will have this done when guys start worrying about the appearance of their junk and having surgery to make their bits prettier. and get full Brazilian waxes.

I actually LOL. Didn't Morbid just post something about no lip wraps for his face and how women could "get that ugly shit fixed now"?
Hate to say it but I'm an Indian and I have an Indian body and I would NEVER consider it but I may not quite understand the problem. Is this like that chick that all her stuff was falling out or is it extra folds , flesh or lips?

**backlash** · November 12th, 2009, 04:32 PM

I don't understand it either...I prefer the turkey gobbler look.

To me, if it's all beat up, it's like a badge of honor for the guy, unless it looked like that before hand. In which case, yeah, maybe you should have it done so I can try to blow it out again...

**claddaghgirl** · November 12th, 2009, 04:40 PM

Take the "extras" and kept it as a spare. When the first one wears out slip in the back up.

**Countess Olenska** · November 12th, 2009, 04:43 PM

WTF EVER!!! I lift weight with that shit. If I can't reach round and hug you with them I haven't done my daily stretches. :P

VERY NSFW http://labiastretching.net/

**carolinablue** · November 12th, 2009, 04:45 PM

my penis has a 30 degree bend to the right in the middle of it

i was going to say something about angles and the G spot, but that would have been inappropriate, so i didn't say it. because i'm a lady.

**backlash** · November 12th, 2009, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by carolinablue

i was going to say something about angles and the G spot, but that would have been inappropriate, so i didn't say it. because i'm a lady.

Sideways Wheelbarrow = G spot touchdown!

**RaVen Blackehart** · November 12th, 2009, 04:56 PM

I'm staying out of this discussion, because for once I just don't know what to say.

**carolinablue** · November 12th, 2009, 04:57 PM

thank you Raven, you are very nice!

**biteme** · November 12th, 2009, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by koochie

but is it 9 inches long?

How about girth, got to have girth to go with length
we talking 9x8?

**lundwall1** · November 12th, 2009, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by mopar

I actually LOL. Didn't Morbid just post something about no lip wraps for his face and how women could "get that ugly shit fixed now"?
Hate to say it but I'm an Indian and I have an Indian body and I would NEVER consider it but I may not quite understand the problem. Is this like that chick that all her stuff was falling out or is it extra folds , flesh or lips?

LOLOL I was a bit confused too??? So naturally I googled it, went on wikipedia - and um yeah they actually have a "before" and "after" shot and I guess I understood it a bit better?! The link is below, given the before shot - I could sympothize with a woman who may want to ahve this done if she looked like the "before" picture!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labiaplasty

**Obsolete** · November 12th, 2009, 05:33 PM

Holy shit, talk about a near heartattack!! I saw the title of this thread and my stomach dropped. I thought someone had leaked one of my intimate photos onto the internet. Wow.... I don't think I could handle that amount of attention again. Thank God!

**backlash** · November 12th, 2009, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by biteme

How about girth, got to have girth to go with length
we talking 9x8?

Oh, I thought that's what we were talking about. Maybe 3" long by 12" wide...like a stump.

**Silvahalo** · November 12th, 2009, 06:23 PM

I think mine is perfect.

LaIris

**claddaghgirl** · November 12th, 2009, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by silvahalo68

I think mine is perfect.

LaIris

OMG Silva...yours is purple and looks like an Iris! Seriously get yourself to a doctor, girl, pronto. (Too bad the RLD thread is gone you could have posted your pic there).

**Silvahalo** · November 12th, 2009, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by claddaghgirl

OMG Silva...yours is purple and looks like an Iris! Seriously get yourself to a doctor, girl, pronto. (Too bad the RLD thread is gone you could have posted your pic there).

Purple with passion! lol, I know I miss RLD too.....

**skeptik** · November 12th, 2009, 06:51 PM

RLD?

**Paigey** · November 12th, 2009, 06:54 PM

I wouldn't have the procedure done because I have a perfect gold lined vagina that ends in a rainbow of sunshine and happiness.

That being said, I've been to more than a couple of clubs and made note that if I had a vagina that looked like some of those vaginas(*cough* chewed up bubble gum, deli meat, etc*cough*), I'd long for some kind of re-constructive vagina surgery.

**claddaghgirl** · November 12th, 2009, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by skeptik

RLD?

Red Light District, skep. Thread isn't around anymore. Full of tits, peckers and um other things...so I've been told. Never looked there myself

**skeptik** · November 12th, 2009, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Paigey

I wouldn't have the procedure done because I have a perfect gold lined vagina that ends in a rainbow of sunshine and happiness.

That being said, I've been to more than a couple of clubs and made note that if I had a vagina that looked like some of those vaginas(*cough* chewed up bubble gum, deli meat, etc*cough*), I'd long for some kind of re-constructive vagina surgery.

I've been to more than a couple of clubs

SWINGERS CLUBS?! Do tell!!

RLD? Does no one exchange pink part pics through PM anymore?

**Pene784** · November 12th, 2009, 07:07 PM

The hoohoo at the wikipedia link is "different" to say the least. I didn't know women could actually look like that, it almost looks like a flaccid penis in that picture. (I am thanking genes, nature , God or whatever decides the shape of your hoohoo that they made mine all nice and "tucked up" inside where all that stuff is supposed to be)

**Paigey** · November 12th, 2009, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by skeptik

SWINGERS CLUBS?! Do tell!!

RLD? Does no one exchange pink part pics through PM anymore?

I never saw any vaginas at the swingers clubs, I meant titty bars.
And really to clarify, it was only titty bars like Blazing Saddles or Crazyhorse that I saw the chewed up bubble gum vaginas.
At the Cheetah and Goldrush, I only saw pretty vaginas.

**skeptik** · November 12th, 2009, 07:12 PM

Ahhhhhh, Landing Strip in West Palm or the Mermaid Bar on Southern. Vagina that looked like dried apricots.

**Obsolete** · November 12th, 2009, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Paigey

I wouldn't have the procedure done because I have a perfect gold lined vagina that ends in a rainbow of sunshine and happiness.

That being said, I've been to more than a couple of clubs and made note that if I had a vagina that looked like some of those vaginas(*cough* chewed up bubble gum, deli meat, etc*cough*), I'd long for some kind of re-constructive vagina surgery.

ewww yea like Lindsay Lohans.... that shit looks like someone chewed on it. WTF.