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  1. November 7th, 2009, 01:46 PM #1
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    Three Ways To Fail A Drunk Test

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lXBB3xwmYU"]YouTube- Three Ways To Fail A Drunk Test[/ame]
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    those are great!
    "If you can't live without me, why aren't you DEAD?"" cb said this to an ex
    "I've already got one asshole in my pants, why would I want another one?" cb said this to an obnoxious drunk
    "Oh, man! That sucks like a hooker when the rent's due" cb says this when shit gets real
    "I don't care HOW big your dick is, it's 3 AM. Go call somebody else" cb said this to an obscene phone caller
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    Ahahahhahahahahahahaha...third way gets my vote for the best!
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