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    Von Powell - Stoner du jour

    Another winner out of Florida....there's audio AND video on this one:

    Alachua County deputies were called out early Tuesday morning to Powell's home. Powell told the 911 dispatcher that two men had burst through his door and robbed him at gunpoint.

    The problem was he waited nearly an hour to call police. He also had no idea where he lived.

    Police eventually found Powell by driving around his Green Leaf neighborhood.

    Investigators said when officers arrived, Powell said the robbers had made off with $800 and a bag of Powell's marijuana.

    "That's something that I don't know a lot of people would report," the deputy said. "It makes it real hard. That may be why he waited 45 minutes to call us before he did."

    http://www.news4jax.com/download/2009/1104/21523416.mp3
    http://www.news4jax.com/video/21525226/index.html
    http://www.news4jax.com/news/21522785/detail.html
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    You just can't fix stupid!

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    lol he was looking for his weed
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    Shouldn't sell outta your house. The people won't rob you.
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    Douchebag!

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    He didn't call until he realized that without his money he couldn't buy more weed. With the sheer level of idiocy displayed by this guy, I can believe it took him an hour to figure it out.

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    "But officer I just got that bag!!!" Priceless!

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