Drunken Ursula Hairy Shirt assaulted woman, snatched her baby

**thehesbomb** · November 3rd, 2009, 11:47 PM

Yeah, I said "Hairy Shirt". Maybe this incident is the result of years of rage over her last name.

Police say a 24-year-old Sioux Falls woman chased another woman with a knife Sunday night and then kidnapped her baby.

Ursula Hairy Shirt was arrested for aggravated assault, kidnapping and giving police a false name.

According to police, a 36-year-old woman and her boyfriend were sitting on the porch at 330 N. Blauvelt Ave. when Hairy Shirt approached around 8 p.m. Hairy Shirt threatened her with a knife and chased her off the porch.

As the victim ran away to call 911, Hairy Shirt grabbed the victim's 5-month-old daughter from a nearby car and took the child into the house and locked the door, police said.

When police arrived, they had to forcibly remove the infant from Hairy Shirt's arms, police spokesman Sam Clemens said.

The police report didn't indicate who lived at the address or why Hairy Shirt was upset with the victim.

A preliminary breath test registered Hairy Shirt's blood alcohol level at .36.

http://www.argusleader.com/article/2...napping-infant

**Undeniable Truth** · November 3rd, 2009, 11:55 PM

Yeah, I said "Hairy Shirt"

lol.

**Bay** · November 3rd, 2009, 11:59 PM

Uhm, why were they sitting on the porch while the baby was in the car?

**RaVen Blackehart** · November 4th, 2009, 12:02 AM

Hairy Shirt's blood alcohol level at .36.

Wouldn't that pretty much kill a person?

**backlash** · November 4th, 2009, 10:23 AM

Would love to see a mugshot of Miss Hairy Shit...ummm, Shirt. (I'm sure she never heard that one before)

**moonlilly1981** · November 4th, 2009, 12:22 PM

Bay I was thinking the same thing

**paranoiaqueen** · November 4th, 2009, 12:28 PM

I thought her name was a joke!! I was picturing a really hairy woman.

**ImmortalOne** · November 4th, 2009, 04:02 PM

Hairy Shirt? Really? Could someone have more hate in their lives?

I also want to know why the parents were sitting on the porch with the baby in the car. Hopefully it was one of those "unloading the car" type things and it was a brief few seconds.... *crosses fingers*

**AngelFire** · November 4th, 2009, 04:37 PM

This crap reads like a damn riddle. Hairy Shirt, lmao. She was destined for the DD forums with a last name like that.

**shamrocker** · November 4th, 2009, 04:44 PM

She could easily have her name changed to another one; I don't think it is that expensive to do compared to all the other nonsense we spend money on ( I bet she goes through plenty on booze!) On the other hand, if she's that much a bitch, she should keep her name as a punishment to herself... using a baby as a shield or a threat is as low-life as you can get.