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  1. November 2nd, 2009, 02:35 PM #1
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    Mary Strey called 911 to report a drunk driver



    Dispatcher: Clark County 911.

    Mary M. Strey: Somebody's really drunk, driving down Granton Road.

    Dispatcher: OK, where at, on Granton Road?

    Mary M. Strey: Ah, there's only like six miles drive through Granton and Neillsville.

    Dispatcher: Which way are they going?

    Mary M. Strey: They are going, um.

    Dispatcher: Toward Granton or going toward Neillsville?

    Mary M. Strey: Towards Granton.

    Dispatcher: OK, are you behind them, or?

    Mary M. Strey: No, I am them.

    Dispatcher: You am them?

    Mary M. Strey: Yes, I am them?

    Dispatcher: OK, so you want to call in and report that you're driving drunk?

    Mary M. Strey: Yes.

    The dispatcher told Strey to pull over and wait for police. Officers said she failed the field sobriety test and was arrested on charges of driving while intoxicated.
    http://www.fox10tv.com/dpp/news/offb...51257183536258

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    "I am them".

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    Too stupid--but funny...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaindrive View Post
    "I am them".

    You am them?
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    "Yes, I am them?"

    Hilarious!
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    I thought this was gonna be some sad ass story about a good Samaritan being hit by the drunk driver....that shit is pretty damn funny. And the dispatcher; 'You am them?'....nice
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    We put this up early this morning. I didn't check the link here, but we got the full 7-minute 911 call.

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    On the Front Page (because Morbid forgot the link):

    Mary Strey Am Them
    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/11/...strey-am-them/

    The call there is hilarious!
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