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  1. October 30th, 2009, 03:55 PM #1
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    $500K worth of feminine products stolen

    CONWAY, Ark. - Police say whoever stole two shipping containers from a Conway distribution center likely didn't get what they were looking for: the two 53-foot containers contained nearly a half-million dollars' worth of feminine products and baby care items.

    Conway Police Chief A.J. Gary says the thief or thieves likely didn't know what was in the shipping containers belonging to the Kimberly Clark Corp. when he or she swiped them. Inside the 53-foot containers were 9,064 cases of Kotex and Poise brand feminine hygiene products, 152 cases of Huggies Soft Skin baby wash and 380 cases of baby wipes.

    The chief says: "It isn't like a trailer load of flatscreen TVs.".

    Police say the total haul is worth more than $474,000.
    haha that sucks!!!! losers! i'd pay to see the look on their faces.

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  2. October 30th, 2009, 11:29 PM #2
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    Maybe someone had a really, really bad yeast infection?
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  3. October 31st, 2009, 03:00 AM #3
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    If only I were younger. Then over 9,000 cases of Kotex would make sense.
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  4. October 31st, 2009, 05:21 AM #4
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    Maybe it's the penny pinching mom in me talking, but upon reading that the baby care products were wipes and wash my first thought was "No diapers? What a rip off, all that trouble for baby wipes? It's like 12 bucks for a gazillion"
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    Wow.
    I mean, thanks to my medication, I have rather bad periods and since I am fat, I have to double up on my pads. But damn... even *I* don't need this much.
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    Cargo theft is a mainstay of organised crime.
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