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    Susan Finkelstein Will Do Anything For Some World Series Tickets




    Susan Finkelstein, 43, was charged with prostitution and related offenses after police say she advertised herself as a buxom, blond, die-hard Phillies fan who was desperately seeking World Series tickets and would have sex to get them.

    "I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other," authorities say Finkelstein's online ad read. She described herself as "gorgeous" and said her price was negotiable, according to police.

    Finkelstein was busted when, authorities say, an undercover officer responded to the Craigslist posting. She allegedly offered to perform sex acts on the officer in exchange for the coveted tickets of the baseball championship between the Philadelphia Phillies and the New York Yankees.
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    Man, someone give this woman a pass...she clearly is a die hard fan LMFAO!

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    Why do real hookers never look like the ones in porn?

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    LOL ,
    I have a vision of her in line with the tickets wiping off her chin.
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    Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid!
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    Preliminary hearing held.


    Susan Finkelstein and her husband, Jack LaVoy, leave court
    Susan Finkelstein sat down with undercover Officer Michael Brady at a Bucks County bar and allegedly gave him a bold confession for a first meeting, according to his testimony yesterday at her preliminary hearing.

    "I admit it. I'm a prostitute. I love sex. I'm a whore," the Bensalem police officer testified that Finkelstein had told him as he posed as "Bob" at Manny Brown's in Bensalem.

    She talked about "how much she loved anal sex," he said, alleging later that she pulled up her denim skirt to expose her genital area and asked, "You wanna touch it?"
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    Finkelstein, 43, was also told in an e-mail written by Sgt. Robert Bugsch that "Bob" had a brother, Bugsch said on the stand. That apparently upped the possibilities for Finkelstein.

    For two tickets, she promised more, Brady testified. "I'll have sex with both of you. I'll let you DP me."

    Magisterial District Judge Joe Falcone and Finkelstein's lawyer, William J. Brennan, asked Brady to clarify what the term "DP" meant and the officer answered, "Double penetration."

    Brady's and Bugsch's testimony - along with the introduction of topless photos as evidence, images Finkelstein purportedly sent to Bugsch before the meeting - was apparently enough for Falcone. He held the case over for trial in Common Pleas Court, set to begin Jan. 5 in Doylestown.
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    Finkelstein, a woman with a self-avowed "big mouth," spoke with the swarm of media after the hearing, despite Brennan's assurances that she would not comment on the proceedings.

    "It was very hard to hear the untruths that were said about me and my actions without being able to respond," she said in a soft, melodic voice. Later, she said, "It is not in my vocabulary to use those words."

    Earlier, when Brady used the term "whore" in court, Finkelstein let out a sigh of disbelief.

    After the hearing, Brennan wondered aloud why Bensalem police didn't record the conversation or why three other police at the bar weren't close enough to listen in on the conversation.

    Regarding the topless photos, Brennan said, the police officers admitted that sending them was not illegal.

    "She's here charged with a crime," he said. "The crime isn't bad taste. The crime is prostitution."
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    If she only asked for tickets to a game and not money does that really make her a hooker? Its no worse then dating if it you think about it. If my BF were to buy tickets to a hockey game, and then give them to me im 100% positive we would be having relations later.
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    Ridicules, does she really think she's worth 2 series tickets

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    I can't really knock this woman. I know plenty of women who would do far more for much less.

    Oh and if the Saints make it to the Superbowl, anyone who has tickets should contact me.
    I'm sure we could make arrangements. I'm the creative type. Maybe we could help each other.

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    Wayward Phillies fan Susan Finkelstein, her misbegotten moment of fame now in extra innings, was refused a new trial Friday in her sex-for-World Series-tickets case.

    Bucks County Court Judge Albert J. Cepparulo turned down Finkelstein's request to have her conviction of attempted prostitution declared a mistrial.

    Finkelstein, 44, of Philadelphia, is scheduled to be sentenced Thursday for the third-degree misdemeanor, which carries a maximum - albeit unlikely - sentence of one year in prison.

    The way her favorite team has performed of late, ordering her to attend a Phillies game might be punishment enough.

    A Bucks County jury convicted Finkelstein on March 25 of trying to swap sex for tickets to a Phillies-Yankees World Series game last fall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    She went for the Base on Balls and got the Intentional Walk, then took to the mound for relief, said Phillies Manager Abe Eltogettix, 'She's a real Team Player'.

    (the look on hubby's face is Priceless)

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    My Gawd do something with that horrible hair stuck in the 80's!

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