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    Talking Bear Loves Beer! (Who doesn't?)

    Oct 17th, 2009 | HAYWARD, Wis. -- Shoppers in a Wisconsin grocery store got an unexpected surprise when a 125-pound black bear wandered inside and headed straight for the beer cooler.

    The bear stopped Friday night at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, about 140 miles northeast of Minneapolis, sauntering through the automatic doors and heading straight for the liquor department.

    It calmly climbed up 12 feet onto a shelf in the beer cooler where it sat for about an hour while employees helped evacuate customers and summoned wildlife officials.

    Officials from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources tranquilized the animal and took it out of the store. Store workers say the bear seemed content in the cooler and did not consume any alcohol.
    http://www.salon.com/wires/ap/us/200...run/index.html

    This beer's for you, Bear!
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    OMG I would be so afraid. I mean they are cute and all but they can eff ya up if they are pissed.

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    Beer bear photo gallery: http://www.jsonline.com/multimedia/p...67.html?page=1

    How come nothing funny happens when I go to the store?
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    He's so much cuter than the fuckers I drink with.
    “It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution”
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    Damn, that bear didn't know what he was missing not consuming the beer!

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