A deputy was dispatched to a location on highway A in reference to a cow on the highway. The deputy located the owner of the animal who responded and secured the cow. No further action taken.
http://www.moberlymonitor.com/articl...news/news5.txt
Happy April 1!
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Hahahhahahahaha Moberly, Mo. is about 45 min. North of me....and dammit, moo-cows on the road can be extremely hazardous.:D :money:
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You're just happy I gave you an excuse to use that cow emoticon!Originally Posted by Hippiepoet
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cows stink!
[Kathy] 6:04 pm: I *AM* drunk chat
lol! I am getting soft. As in, I am done masturbating. - Morbid
They taste good though!
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HAHAHHA yes they do!
i just like to think that my steak does not come from a cow but from the market.
[Kathy] 6:04 pm: I *AM* drunk chat
lol! I am getting soft. As in, I am done masturbating. - Morbid
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LOL...that's what you get for growing up in California! :D
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HEY quiet peanut gallery! And I see the cows when I drive thru the grape vine and on the way to san fran, and in Chino (eww) And I still say THEY STINK!
HA
[Kathy] 6:04 pm: I *AM* drunk chat
lol! I am getting soft. As in, I am done masturbating. - Morbid
BUMP. Hope your April 1st left you feeling like the prankster and not the pranked!
Lizard is not woman, and not a man. She is something you will never understand. ~From the collected works of the great and marvelous Morbid
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Did they make steak out of the cow?
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