Trucker flips his big-rig after masturbating while driving

**malq** · September 26th, 2009, 03:38 AM

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.
http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/

**sheevaa** · September 26th, 2009, 04:55 AM

i guess when you gotta get it done, it's that important!

**DamagedGoods** · September 26th, 2009, 07:43 AM

htf do you interrogate someone doing that? I'd be in tears laughing

**Rockin Ma** · September 26th, 2009, 08:44 AM

I clicked on this thread afraid... afraid the accused was MichaelJCheney

**thequeenofsorrow** · September 26th, 2009, 10:09 AM

wow couldn't he have gone to one of those creepy truck stops?

**Countess Olenska** · September 26th, 2009, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by thequeenofsorrow

wow couldn't he have gone to one of those creepy truck stops?

No, he had a schedule, a log to fill, an erect penis that had to be dealt with NOW!

fits of laughter over here.

**cubby** · September 26th, 2009, 10:52 AM

Can you sexually molest yourself...?

You think he has a little problem?

**jus shaking my head** · September 26th, 2009, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by cubby

Can you sexually molest yourself...?

You think he has a little problem?

That was my question, who was he molesting other than himself. LOl. I would feel sorry for him having to face his family and friends but that doesn't seem to be important to him. LMAO!

**Dneilz** · September 26th, 2009, 01:25 PM

The molestation charge is probably because he continued to masturbate himself infront of the police. Just a guess.

If find this funny and disturbing all at the same time. The dude has definitely got some issues. Isn't there truck stops for this kind of shit? lol

**myra manes** · September 26th, 2009, 07:04 PM

Fucking wanker ..

**Pete Bondurant** · September 26th, 2009, 07:37 PM

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

I have to admit....I'm impressed.

**MichaelJCheaney** · September 26th, 2009, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Rockin Ma

I clicked on this thread afraid... afraid the accused was MichaelJCheney

Good news RM!

It wasn't!

BTW its Cheaney, not Cheney....

Jus sayin'

And somehow I'm thinking that when something like this happens and I AM THE FIRST name that pops into someones head this cannot POSSIBLY be a good thing right?

**MichaelJCheaney** · September 26th, 2009, 07:59 PM

No, he had a schedule, a log to fill, an erect penis that had to be dealt with NOW!

fits of laughter over here.

That is not the way to fill a log though!

**Rockin Ma** · September 26th, 2009, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by MichaelJCheaney

Good news RM!

It wasn't!

BTW its Cheaney, not Cheney....

Jus sayin'

And somehow I'm thinking that when something like this happens and I AM THE FIRST name that pops into someones head this cannot POSSIBLY be a good thing right?

The thing is I spelled it right the first time and decided it was wrong.

Oh well. I was just joking. You know I heart you.

**Dneilz** · September 27th, 2009, 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by MichaelJCheaney

Good news RM!

It wasn't!

BTW its Cheaney, not Cheney....

Jus sayin'

And somehow I'm thinking that when something like this happens and I AM THE FIRST name that pops into someones head this cannot POSSIBLY be a good thing right?

I dunno, but I heard masturbation can cause you to go blind... hows that working out for ya, MJC? Mucho love... ya know I am kidding

**Dneilz** · September 27th, 2009, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Dneilz

I dunno, but I heard masturbation can cause you to go blind... hows that working out for ya, MJC? Mucho love... ya know I am kidding

didn't they make some kind of pocket pussy that plugs into the cigarette lighter so truck drivers, like this dude, could get his rocks off while still driving and making money? I could have sworn they did and they took em off the market. Maybe they should just put em back on the market, then jackasses like this will have both hands free to steer the big rig. LMAO....

AND all those time I gave road head I thought I was doing a good thing. Maybe doing that type of shit isn't such a good idea?

The husband wont be happy when I tell him no more road trips unless it is on a desolate 2 track with his hazzards on.