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    Male Enhancement Fail!

    COSTA MESA, California) You can file this under don't try this at home! A man outside Los Angeles may have gotten the intended result, but, when an at-home attempt at male enhancement went wrong, he had an emergency on his hands.

    KTLA-TV reports that a man used a dumbbell gym weight to stretch his penis.
    The station reports the Costa Mesa man got his privates stuck for three days.
    The fire department was called to the emergency room. They had to saw the weight off the man's penis.
    http://www.wcpo.com/content/news/say..._IRvLJ3tg.cspx
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    OMG too funny! I mean I feel kinda bad for the guy - but what a STUPID mistake!! Men are obsessed with size

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    I'm having trouble trying to figure out how someone could get their penis stuck in/on a dumb bell?? Did he tie string around his memeber and the dumb bell? If so then why would they have to saw the weight off his penis? I'm so confused! Maybe we can get a man's opinion on this??? LOL

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    Hmmmm...I was thinking if it was a weight plate thingy that they put on the bars (see how often I work out, I'm a pro at the terminology), then he might have stuck his penis through the hole then tried to do some sort of activity with the weight??? I'm so confused...

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    Using it as a hat rack wasn't exercise enough?

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    I live for these ridiculous stories!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire77 View Post
    Hmmmm...I was thinking if it was a weight plate thingy that they put on the bars (see how often I work out, I'm a pro at the terminology), then he might have stuck his penis through the hole then tried to do some sort of activity with the weight??? I'm so confused...
    Put it through the plate hole, take viagra, let go of plate for that long lasting stretch
    LOL

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    This thread is useless without pictures!!!!

    What a tard. Wonder if he has permanent damage?

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    I think there was permanent damage before the dumbell(correct name) weight only not to his penis!

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    This thread is useless without pictures!!!!
    I was thinking the exact same thing, hahah. Oh, poor guy, but come on, would something like that actually work, anyway?

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    a little more info lol said he was like this for 3 days!!!! on the video
    Man Was Trying To Enhance Size Of Penis, Police Say

    Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

    Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

    The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

    Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

    http://www.10news.com/health/21102204/detail.html
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    Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.


    It worked then.

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    gawd i bet it looked like a swollen tick.
    i found a dead cat on the side of the road so i took it home and i put honey on it and i ate it is that bad do do do do

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    The paper local to the incident has more info on story:
    [...]
    “They said his comment was, ‘This will make me the chief of my tribe,’” said Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard, who like others in the department, heard about the incident the next morning.

    The man thought the weight from the steel object would make his organ longer, but what he did to it almost rendered it useless, authorities said.

    The steel collar-like fastener cut off circulation to the man’s penis, said Capt. Dave Kearley. As a result, blood could not flow out of it, and it swelled to the point that the man couldn’t remove the ring, Kearley said.
    [...]

    “He was kind of a wingnut,” Broussard said.

    Staff kept him in the hospital under a psychiatric hold and called the Fire Department to come remove the item because they didn’t have the tools to do it, Broussard said. Medical personnel tied down the man to a table and sedated him for the emergency, he said.

    Firefighters had to don full surgery garb, including masks and scrubs.

    The men constructed a watering system to keep the sparks from the sawing — which were flying half-way across the room — from injuring the patient as they cut through the inch-thick ring around his penis.

    The delicate procedure took two hours.

    “They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing,” Broussard said.
    [...]
    http://dailypilot.com/articles/2009/...ency092309.txt

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    Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.
    Holy Crap!

    Can you imagine the screaming this guy must have been doing when the saw got close to his penis?

    Shit it was bad enough he had it stuck around a weight, but to add a saw just. Seems.
    FUNNY AS HELL!!!

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    Medical personnel tied down the man to a table and sedated him for the emergency, he said.
    I think they would have had to. No way any guy could just be calm and sit still while firemen are sawing around his junk. :P

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    DV said "wingnut". heh heh. why does this make me laugh even more bc of the story...
    i found a dead cat on the side of the road so i took it home and i put honey on it and i ate it is that bad do do do do

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    how did he actually think this was a good idea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lundwall1 View Post
    Men are obsessed with size
    LOl I could say that for a lot of women.
    "Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937

    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq

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    Wingnut? Now that's one diplomatic description
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