A prisoner from Georgia is demanding conjugal prison visits after discovering that other prisoners were receiving them.
Duffus Bryant, 33, who is serving a six year sentence for fraud at a County Jail in Kansas says that it seems that it is one rule for one prisoner and one rule for another.
The 300 pound felon told me "Why it just ain't right that some fellas get sex and some don't. I spoke to the Warder and he told me to that I was out of line - well no siree - I want my sex like the other fellas."
Bryant, who has rotting teeth and bad breath as well as questionable personal hygeine standards was last year voted most ugliest inmate at the prison. He is threatening to go on a hunger strike unless he receives his conjugal visit rights.
"I won't eat for three hours" said Duffus "unless the warder changes his mind."
Prison Warder Victor Gillespie told me "Bryant isn't even married, he's never had a girlfriend - in fact, apart from his mother I am not sure he knows any women."
I put this to Duffus who didn't deny it. "Surely though there is some of charity that provides these things, isn't there?"
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