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    Excuse me, did you lose a fetus?

    HOUSTON -- A fetus was found aboard a Continental jet at Bush Intercontinental Airport on Sunday afternoon. The lifeless fetus was discovered in one of the plane’s bathrooms by a cleaning crew, according to the Houston Police Department.

    A member of the cleaning crew found the fetus in one of the rear bathrooms of the plane.

    The Medical Examiner's Office will conduct an autopsy to determine if the fetus was viable. HPD and the FBI are investigating, trying to determine who the mother was.


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    Excuse me, did you lose a fetus?

    They are now saying the fetus was still-born.

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    By having a vagina wrapped around him mid-flight, this kid now becomes the youngest member of the very exclusive "Mile-High Club".

    Congratulations, tike. Since you couldn't be here to accept your award, I will take it on your behalf.

    *applause*

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    By having a vagina wrapped around him mid-flight, this kid now becomes the youngest member of the very exclusive "Mile-High Club".

    Congratulations, tike. Since you couldn't be here to accept your award, I will take it on your behalf.

    *applause*


    LMAO I was about to type something about the mile high club but you did so much better than I ever could have. :D

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    Excuse me, did you lose a fetus?

    Oh great.... It was an eighth grader who claims she didn't even know she was pregnant.

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5660517.html

    An eighth-grader returning to Houston from a school field trip in New York left a stillborn fetus in the trash can of a Continental Airlines jet's lavatory, police said today.

    The 14-year-old girl told police she didn't even know she had been pregnant, said police investigator Keith Lovelace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unamused Cat View Post
    Oh great.... It was an eighth grader who claims she didn't even know she was pregnant.

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5660517.html

    An eighth-grader returning to Houston from a school field trip in New York left a stillborn fetus in the trash can of a Continental Airlines jet's lavatory, police said today.

    The 14-year-old girl told police she didn't even know she had been pregnant, said police investigator Keith Lovelace.

    Wow, how convenient for her that it was stillborn so she could just dispose of it in the trash as if it were a tampax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unamused Cat View Post
    Oh great.... It was an eighth grader who claims she didn't even know she was pregnant.

    http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5660517.html

    An eighth-grader returning to Houston from a school field trip in New York left a stillborn fetus in the trash can of a Continental Airlines jet's lavatory, police said today.

    The 14-year-old girl told police she didn't even know she had been pregnant, said police investigator Keith Lovelace.

    Ooohhh....another one of those. Shoulda known. I feel for the person that found that though, that's gotta hurt a bit. :(
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