Kensington, Pennsylvania - Forgetting where you parked you car in the middle of the night – embarrassing. Leaving your young step-child alone in the car in the middle of the night so you can score drugs- parental fail. Leaving your young step-child in the car in the middle of the night and forgetting where you parked because you are so high you can barely recall your own name let alone where the hell you parked your damn car – ultra tard fail. Having to admit to police officers that you can’t find your child or your car because you are fucked up – jail time. Just ask 31-year-old Dino Vicente. After all, this is his story of fail.

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