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  1. March 29th, 2008, 12:20 AM #1
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    Mark Jones Runs Over Girlfriend


    CUMMING, GA. - Mark Jones, 42, ran over and killed his girlfriend with a half-ton truck after the two got into an argument on Sunday. Chrissy Newton, 34, died on Wednesday.

    After posting a $1,375 bond, he was released on Sunday, but it looks like his release will be a short one.

    http://www.wsbtv.com/news/15733851/detail.html
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  3. March 29th, 2008, 12:25 AM #2
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    Well, of COURSE he ran over her! He shouldn't have been driving with eyes like that! Can he see anything at all?
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  5. March 29th, 2008, 12:31 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    Well, of COURSE he ran over her! He shouldn't have been driving with eyes like that! Can he see anything at all?
    Christ on a crutch!!! That is one fuuuugly man. There is no telling which of those eyes is was driving with.
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  7. March 29th, 2008, 12:35 AM #4
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    YIKES!!! :gasp: If this guy was my boyfriend I would have thrown myself in front of that half ton-truck!
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  9. March 29th, 2008, 12:36 AM #5
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    Mark Jones Runs Over Girlfriend

    I would do a picnic table before I would do him. :p
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  11. March 29th, 2008, 12:39 AM #6
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    It's sad to think that the last thing she probably saw were those crazy eyes!
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    I wouldn't fuck that guy with a borrowed hole! I'd be afraid his eyes would jump out of his head and hide under the bed. And that would probably scare my poor ghost to death!
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    Holy Fuck... This guy is one scary dude, wasn't he in the movie "Wrong Turn"! I know he was!
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  17. March 29th, 2008, 01:45 AM #9
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    Huh?

    I would think a man this ugly would not be killing the one girlfriend he is ever likely to have!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Analßreeze ™ View Post


    Holy Fuck... This guy is one scary dude, wasn't he in the movie "Wrong Turn"! I know he was!
    As far as I am concerned, Sweet Misery wins the "ugliest mugshot" contest. :great: That outta be good for a free D'D thong. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by WryBread View Post
    I would think a man this ugly would not be killing the one girlfriend he is ever likely to have!


    I still say she threw herself in front of the truck! Justifiable suicide when you roll over and see that in the morning.
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  23. March 29th, 2008, 07:34 AM #12
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    This fugly, fugly man is now on the front page. Thanks, sweet_misery!

    Mark Jones Wins Fugliest Mugshot Ever Award
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  25. March 29th, 2008, 08:00 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweet_misery View Post

    Somebody needs to re-check the facts on this story. Surely it was the wife running over the husband, right? Right?


    *looks over my right shoulder*

    Who the fuck are you looking at!?
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  27. March 29th, 2008, 12:41 PM #14
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    Its hard to believe a woman looked at this guy and said, "I'm gonna make him mine."

    I wonder if she said I love you to him? Wow...

    Swamp creatures.
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