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    Goat gives birth to human-like creature (combined features of a man and a goat)




    Hmmm wonder if its face looked like Brett ??? Its funny how Governor Machaya turned the whole thing into a man fucks goat thing.


    THE community of Lower Gweru and its surroundings in the Midlands Province was left shell-shocked when a goat gave birth to human-like creature that had the combined features of a man and a goat.

    A report in The Chronicle newspaper said the goat gave birth to the 'creature' on Sunday morning in Maboleni area. The creature had a human head, face, nose, shoulders and human-like skin that had very scanty furs.

    It had goat features from the “shoulders” to the legs.

    Its sagging stomach prevented curious villagers from determining whether it had human or animal sex organs as it protruded covering the front part. Villagers said the end product was so scary that even dogs were afraid to move close to the goat.

    “Normally, dogs like to play around a goat when it has just given birth. This time the dogs kept their distance. This is indeed a miracle that has never been witnessed anywhere,” said one elderly villager, Themba Moyo.

    The owner of the goat who gave his name as Mr Nyoni said the incident left him shocked and he decided to contact the police and the local leadership.

    “It’s the first time that my goat did this. I have 15 goats and it’s this goat that gave me birth to most of them. My goats often give birth to sets of twins,” he said. His wife, Mrs Nyoni, said she never bothered to check when she learnt from her daughter that her goat had given birth.

    She said she was busy with her laundry and she only learnt from her brother-in-law that the goat had given birth to an unusual creature.

    “By that time the ‘thing’ had died. My brother-in-law then decided that we inform the community and the leadership about this unusual incident,” she said. Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya, police and the media visited Maboleni area to have first-hand information.

    Governor Machaya said it was disgracing that a man can stoop so low opting for animal company in a world full of women.

    “This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing. The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control,” he said.

    “We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features.”

    Fauns, half-human and half-goat are creatures in Roman mythology. They are often depicted as a creature with the body of a man and the legs and horns of a goat. This is the first time that such a creature has actually been seen.
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    Dmax,
    Been spraying your seed over there? looks like you had another kid. Bahhhh
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    THE story of a goat that gave birth to a human-like creature in Lower Gweru on Sunday has stirred a heated debate with some people alleging that it could have been an act of witchcraft while experts dismissed the issue as scientifically impossible.

    In an interview with Chronicle yesterday, Midlands Provincial Veterinary Officer, Dr Thomas Sibanda, said it was scientifically impossible for a man to impregnate any animal.

    “As far as I know it is not scientifically possible for a man to impregnate a beast unless of course it’s a miracle. A sheep and a goat can mate but they will never produce any product out of it,” he said.

    Dr Sibanda said it was unfortunate that veterinary officers did not manage to travel to Lower Gweru to witness the strange “goat”.

    He said it was possible that the strange looking creature could have been a genuine goat born with some deformities.

    “It is common that an animal can be born with the hydrocephalus condition, a condition that causes an animal to have an abnormally big head full of water. This condition can cause the normal positions of the chin, nose and ears to shift,” said Dr Sibanda.

    “We could have confirmed that the creature was a goat if we had seen it since we are experts in animals. To confirm whether it was a human thing you need medical doctors.”

    Meanwhile, residents of Gweru were yesterday engaged in debates on the human-like creature, which left the community of Lower Gweru under Chief Sogwala shell-shocked.

    The goat that gave birth to the creature belonged to a Nyoni.

    In interviews yesterday, the residents said acts of bestiality were common and were once regarded as an initiation from boyhood to manhood by many communities.

    “One was regarded a man after proving his prowess in having sex with a goat. Once they reached puberty, the boys would go and herd goats and cattle. However, such acts were never known to produce a child. This is really a first of its kind,” said Garikai Shoko (54), whose rural home is in Chiundura.

    Paul Bhebhe (60) of Lower Gweru echoed the same sentiments adding that the only strange thing in this whole saga was the birth of the strange looking goat.
    Superstitious residents dismissed the strange creature as a result of witchcraft.

    “We have heard stories of snakes with human heads, cows or donkeys that have given birth to goats or chickens. All such things are products of witchcraft,” said Mr Louis Nyathi of Mambo.

    An inyanga who refused to be named said the strange goat could either be a product of a man and a goat or a result of witchcraft.

    “There is a certain muti that only works when one is instructed to sleep with an animal or even your daughter. We do not know exactly the circumstances surrounding this issue but anything is possible.

    "This could be an act of jealous by neighbours who are not happy that this Lower Gweru man has many goats and probably many other animals,” he said.
    http://www.talkzimbabwe.com/news/117...009-09-03.html
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    aha!
    She contacted me on yahoo looking for you. And she sent pics.

    Hope you don't mind. I gave her your #.
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    Who would have though Zimbabwe would have their own version of national enquirer.
    Yeah it's sad about the baby goat. That's a far cry from the vision the posted photo presents. I am not surprised that the locals are using witchcraft to explain it. Its not unlike the way we use religion and God to explain abnormalities.
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    Wait . WHAT??????

    In interviews yesterday, the residents said acts of bestiality were common and were once regarded as an initiation from boyhood to manhood by many communities.

    “One was regarded a man after proving his prowess in having sex with a goat. Once they reached puberty, the boys would go and herd goats and cattle. However, such acts were never known to produce a child. This is really a first of its kind,” said Garikai Shoko (54), whose rural home is in Chiundura.
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    EW!
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    EW!
    'Nuff said!

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    It said it had been burned by the superstitious villagers... couldn't they test the placenta from the mother??

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    Malq, this is exactly why I told you to stay out of the barn. We don't need anymore of your seeds spread across the farm!

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    I want to slap the retards that destroyed it.
    It reminds me of the baby in Eraserhead.

    At least they took pictures.

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    Awww!Why would they kill it!Poor baby goat creature.

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    dammit, where are the pictures!!? grr.

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    I am thinking it was just some deformity. I don't see much "man" likeness about it.

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    I'm with IO-it just lookslike it didn't form properly. How sick for people to get all mythical and shit!

    Although, I must admit that the first thought that came to my mine was that the goat got fucked by a man and something came (no pun) of it...

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    Inter-breeding humans with closely allied species like chimpanzees, gorillas and gibbons has been attempted with no results, experts say.
    Now....WHY would experts try this???? On purpose????? UGH.
    And I am very sad for the little goat/baby. WTF is right!
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    Dammit! The link is dead now and I wanted to see a picture. Ruined my night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellioness View Post
    Dammit! The link is dead now and I wanted to see a picture. Ruined my night.
    This one worked for me....

    http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-912-...goat/news.aspx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellioness View Post
    Dammit! The link is dead now and I wanted to see a picture. Ruined my night.
    Pst... http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-912-...goat/news.aspx
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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelFire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    First, that stuff is nightmare fuel. Plain and simple. Secondly, don't go and be all logical and point out a link that was already posted that I CLEARLY didn't even notice. Expect me to pay attention now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    Hmmm wonder if its face looked like Brett ???
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