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    Today's other deadly weapon winner is Charles Melvin with a .......**Pitchfork**

    Charles Duane Melvin, 39,



    Dumbass Tard needs to change his name to "Stabby McStabs-A-Lot", Tard had a good thing going, A girlfriend, a trailer, a place to park it.... Dumbass Goober blew it big time.

    ALLANTON - A man stabbed his girlfriend’s father with a pitchfork Thursday morning and tried in vain to escape deputies by swimming across part of East Bay near Allanton, officials said.

    Charles Duane Melvin, 39, of 13111 Allanton Road, was charged with aggravated battery after an argument escalated into a fight and he stabbed Jack R. Camp, 68, in the arm with a pitchfork, according to an incident report from the Bay County Sheriff’s Office.

    The 8:15 a.m. fight was witnessed by Sandra L. Messick, 39, who is Camp’s daughter and Melvin’s girlfriend, the report said.

    By the time deputies arrived at the residence, EMS was already treating Camp, who had several puncture wounds to his left forearm and scratches along the left side of his back that were consistent with a pitchfork, the report said. Camp refused to go to the hospital.

    Camp told deputies that he was sitting with his daughter inside Messick’s camper, which is located on Camp’s property. Camp said Melvin was intoxicated and was outside talking to himself and “carrying on.”

    Camp went outside and told Melvin to calm down or leave the property, the report said. The two began arguing. Melvin shoved Camp to the ground and struck Camp in the nose with his knee, causing a small nose bleed, the report said.

    Camp was able to get to his feet. Melvin ran and picked up a pitchfork that was lying next to the trailer and tried to stab Camp in the stomach, Camp said. Camp raised his left arm to block the pitchfork, which stabbed him in the left forearm.

    Melvin then swung the pitchfork, striking Camp in the back three times, the report said. Melvin then dropped the pitchfork and fled the area.

    Deputies spotted Melvin paddling on the bayou in a dingy, headed toward the Eastern Shipbuilding property. He tied the dingy to a sailboat anchored in the bayou and began swimming for the shore. Deputies lost sight of Melvin for a while, but soon found him lying in thick brush near the shipyard.
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    Talk about dumbo!...sorry that was mean.

    Pitchfork...you don't hear much these days about pitchfork attacks.

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    Dude should have went to the hospital and got a tetnis shot, its probly all infected by now from all the horsey Poop all over it.
    Some people are like Slinkies. They aren’t really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

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    florida! i just knew it was florida! the vic won't need tetanus vaccine; down here we build up immunity to horse shit by being around our politicians.
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    What a nutter. It's almost funny... except the guy getting stabbed.

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