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    Today's deadly weapon winner is **shakes Magic-8 Ball** Belt Buckle Vs Spatula

    Cedric Eaton, 29 = Belt Buckle
    Nathaniel Ward, 31 = Spatula


    Griswold, Conn. — Two men, one wielding a spatula and the other a belt buckle, were arrested late Wednesday after a fight at Hopeville Pond State Park in Griswold, police said.

    A state Department of Environmental Protection conservation officer was dispatched to the park campground at 8:30 p.m. for reports of a disturbance. State police from Troop E Montville were already at the scene with two people in custody and one man being treated for a head laceration.

    Cedric Eaton, 29, of 621 Bank St., New London and Nathaniel Ward, 31, with no known address, each were charged with second-degree assault. The men assaulted each other, court documents show. Eaton admitted he hit Ward with his belt and attached buckle. He said Ward hit him with a spatula, causing a large gash in his head.

    Eaton was taken to The William W. Backus Hospital in Norwich for treatment. Both men were arraigned Thursday in Norwich Superior Court. Eaton, who also was charged with violation of a protective order, was held on a $2,500 bond. Ward was released on a promise to appear in court.
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    I was totally thinking that the belt buckle would pwn the spatula. I've been hit with a belt buckle, and it's not funny. But, given that the spatula in question seems to be metal, and not plastic I'll vote that it's a draw.

    Maybe they can settle this with frying pans at 20 paces.

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    LoL, I was busting a gut laughing when I read the title, I thought it was a rubber one as well. A metal one could cause some serious damage though. I agree, Sounds like the match was a draw and they both walked away with equal damage.
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    one of you computer geeks should turn this into an arcade game.

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