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    A 24 year old Tard fail's his DMV drivers test, he hits the gas and rams the building






    LoL, The goober kept failing over and over, I am pretty darn sure, knocking a 2ft hole in the DMV building will not get you on there good side. Not to mention Mommy's not going to be very happy about the big ass dent in her car.

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    A person completing a driving exam ran his or her vehicle into the Department of Motor Vehicles building on Castillo Street, causing significant damage to the building.

    Neither the driver nor the test examiner were injured in the accident, which happened just after 9:30 Thursday morning, August 27. The vehicle jumped a curb and stopped after plowing two feet into the corner of the building on the south side. Shelving, books, files, and photos were knocked off the wall of the interior of the building. There was extensive damage to the building, but an inspection by city building officials proved the building to be intact structurally, according to a press release from City of Santa Barbara Fire Department Captain Chris Mailes
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    According to Mailes, who I couldn't get a hold of prior to leaving for the day, the driver was 24 years old. "He had already failed his driving test when he returned to the DMV," Mailes wrote in an email. "The examiner instructed him to place the vehicle in park. Instead of putting on the brake, he floored it into the building."
    http://www.independent.com/news/2009...-dmv-building/
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    I'm thinking this guy just MIGHT. Possibly. Have bigger issues than not knowing how to drive.....

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    Yah think??
    Some people are like Slinkies. They aren’t really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

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    LMAO, it's like the tard I work with. He has failed 3 times now, and always goes in the DMV reaking of booze. This is why there is public transportation, so that tards like this one can get around. Good grief

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