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    Goat thefts Baaaaaffle "Wisconsin" Police, (Baaaaaa "Goat" trifecta now in play)



    WTF!!! whats up with all the Goats in the damn news today????

    Goat thieving has reached a tipping point in Wisconsin.

    Sheriff's officials there are investigating a third instance of goat thefts in two of the state's central counties.

    Dodge County sheriff's officials say six more goats were reported stolen last week from a town of Lowell farm. Sheriff's officials from Dodge and Green Lake Counties believe this theft is related to similar crimes this summer when more than 100 goats were apparently taken from different farms.

    106 missing goats add up to one heck of a Gyro, and thousands

    The first goat theft occured at the beginning of July, and a second in early August. Each time the owners lost about $15,000 worth of livestock.

    Dodge County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Blaine Lauersdorf says they don't have any leads on the goat thievery.

    "Some time we'd relate that to someone stealing a goat for a type of religious ritual," Sheriff Todd Nehls told an NBC affiliate in Wisconsin. "[But] something of this magnitude is very new to us."

    Sherriff Lauersdorf advises farmers to mark their goats for identification.

    Sheriff Nehls said his first course of action will be to scour local markets and look for people selling large amounts of goat meat.
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    Hmmm I think DV was right in the other Goat thread. DAMN you Brett Favre!!!!
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    LOL Peeps stealing the goats to paint purple and sacrifice to the feetsball gods?? Thinkgoat better hide.
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    Hide?? I think she is the one doing it!!
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    i would like to take this opportunity to remind you all to join the dd fantasy football league. pm me or mjc if you wanna play. then we can steal thinkgoat for reals when we win!!!

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    OK, But I get to shave the Number "4" on her head!!
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    hahahahaha. no fair. you get all the fun. (not sure if i mean tazzz or thinkgoat)

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    I have plenty of purple! Bet we can talk Lazlo into holding her down!!!!
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    WTF People? It's gonna take more than the lot of you to hold me down, paint me purple and gold, shave a 4 anywhere on my body (well...!), set me out on display anywhere to have some drunken idiot steal me and get his jollies off. However; any one or the combination of only two I might go for!

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