Rogie Calamaan saw the Goat in a "prone" position, & took "interest." Baaa Means "No"

**Tazzzz** · August 24th, 2009, 08:47 PM

Poor thing, Geez Louise, If you thought a prone Goat was Hot and sexy your fucked up in the head Rogie.

An 18-year-old farmer faces charges for allegedly sexually molesting – and killing - a two-year-old goat in Iloilo province following a drinking spree Sunday evening.

Radio dzXL cited initial police reports showing the incident occurred at Sitio Tacas in Talacuan village in Leon town in Iloilo.

Investigation showed Eliseo Minerva, the owner of the goat, was shocked to see the suspect, identified as Rogie Calamaan, sexually assaulting his pet at about 6 p.m.

Police learned Calamaan went on a drinking spree after he finished planting rice last Sunday. The goat died after the assault, the report said.

A separate report on Visayas-based Bombo Radyo said Calamaan admitted assaulting the goat, but said he was too drunk at the time.

The report quoted Calamaan as saying he was going to gather the harvested rice when he saw the goat in a "prone" position, and took "interest."

He said he strangled the goat when it tried to resist his advances.

Calamaan is now facing charges of malicious mischief from the police. -

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/170582/i...ighbor39s-goat

**Thinkgoat** · August 24th, 2009, 09:03 PM

*Ahem* Bromancers! You haven't been to the Phillippines lately, have you?

he saw the goat in a "prone" position, and took "interest."

He said he strangled the goat when it tried to resist his advances.

Don't be dissing the attractiveness - and I think the intelligence of this goat speaks volumes...took one look at the kid and said, "oh fuck no".

**MichaelJCheaney** · August 24th, 2009, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Thinkgoat

*Ahem* Bromancers! You haven't been to the Phillippines lately, have you?

Don't be dissing the attractiveness - and I think the intelligence of this goat speaks volumes...took one look at the kid and said, "oh fuck no".

This is where your wrong TG;

The Goat took one look at the kid and "Baaaaa".....

Unless of course the Phillipines have them talking goats.....