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    A Nakid Joseph Carroll, jumped from the bush's on to cop car & bashed out head light

    Joseph Stephen Carroll, 27 ( Note: 2008 mug)


    LoL, what a Tard, he played a invigorating game of Head light, pepper spray, flashlights, tasers with officers. Every one knows Tasers totally beats flashlights, but pepper spray beats tasers every time. Too funny, they still dont have a clue were the Dumbass's clothing is.


    UMATILLA -- A 27-year-old inmate likely woke up in a lot of pain Tuesday -- and fully clothed -- after he apparently fought naked with officers, paramedics and firefighters the night before.

    Umatilla police said a sargeant was responding to a call about 11 p.m. Monday on Lake Shore Drive when an unclothed Joseph Stephen Carroll jumped from the bushes and onto his squad car and started banging on the hood with his fists.

    Carroll then allegedly jumped off and slugged the car's headlight, shattering part of it. After a struggle that police said included repeated use of a stun gun, pepper spray and even strikes with flash lights and other fighting techniques, officers were finally able to get the 150-pound, 5-foot-8 Carroll under control.

    Carroll was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting an officer with violence and criminal mischief. He also was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer in the incident, which left Sgt. Christopher Bell with a fractured hand. Carroll was being held in the Lake County jail in lieu of $11,500 bail.

    It's not clear what injuries Carroll received. The Web site for Lake County Sheriff's Office that posts arrest information had "no photo available" listed where his mug shot was supposed to be. "He might be sore from all the resistance he put up," said Umatilla Police Chief Doug Foster. Foster added his department is still trying to determine why Carroll was walking around naked, so out of control and had such a high tolerance for pain. "He didn't feel any pain," Foster said.

    According to an arrest affidavit, Carroll was given several doses of NarCan -- which can help reverse drug overdoses -- after he continued to struggle with paramedics and firefighters called to the scene.

    Carroll turned himself in on marijuana possession charges in 2008, according to Lake County jail records. Foster said Bell was responding to a disturbance Monday night when he ran into Carroll. Foster said he wasn't sure if Carroll was coming from that disturbance. Foster added it's not clear what happened to his clothing.
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    Hehhh....the crazy nekkid ones are never, ever attractive. Ever.
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    I'll put a $100 on PCP. Nevermind..acid could do that to someone too although I think his parents are idiots for thinking his friends slipped it to him.

    naked man fights with police (by: Micki Carroll Bracken - 8/19/2009)

    Dear readers, Hard as it is to understand, that is my child. He was slipped some acid by some of his "friends" I'm told. He has never ever been violent in his life. He turned himself in for pot at my request and I thought he had his life on the right track. I love him and will continue to pray for him. He is not, and never will be trash. Judge not. Hold your loved ones near.
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    Slipped some acid? Uh-huh...I tried that line on my mom once too.
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    It was probly PCP, they used a bunch of cans of NarCan on him, I dought that has any effect on a person who dropped acid, and I haven't ever seen anyone take this kind of beating , shrug it off , if they were stoned on acid. Everything points to PCP, being his drug of choice.

    Carroll was given several doses of NarCan -- which can help reverse drug overdoses -- after he continued to struggle with paramedics and firefighters called to the scene.
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    Yeah, NarCan is a blocker for opiates-- think morphine, codeine, heroin, hydrocodone, oxycodone, etc.

    There's no way this guy was actually on opiates. In my experience with (prescribed) painkillers, someone on an opiate is more likely to want to have a nap than to jump on a cop car like a cracked-out gorilla.

    More like PCP. They said it was like he felt no pain, and I've heard that PCP will make a dude act like the Terminator.

    As far as the "slipped him some LSD," I think his mama might want to educate herself about the effects of drugs, and possibly the BS that users feed their families when they get caught.

    Wow, I finally posted here. Hi, y'all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nobigwhoopdawg View Post
    Yeah, NarCan is a blocker for opiates-- think morphine, codeine, heroin, hydrocodone, oxycodone, etc.

    There's no way this guy was actually on opiates. In my experience with (prescribed) painkillers, someone on an opiate is more likely to want to have a nap than to jump on a cop car like a cracked-out gorilla.

    More like PCP. They said it was like he felt no pain, and I've heard that PCP will make a dude act like the Terminator.

    As far as the "slipped him some LSD," I think his mama might want to educate herself about the effects of drugs, and possibly the BS that users feed their families when they get caught.

    Wow, I finally posted here. Hi, y'all.
    Well, the only reason I am thinking it could have been acid is because one of my ex's took way too much and acted similarly. He jumped out a window and busted down a door. When the police came it took a lot of force to subdue him. They used some drugs on him, but I don't know the name. All I know is he had an allergic reaction and could not stop twitching. It made the local papers too...quite embarrasing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebooblady View Post
    Well, the only reason I am thinking it could have been acid is because one of my ex's took way too much and acted similarly. He jumped out a window and busted down a door. When the police came it took a lot of force to subdue him. They used some drugs on him, but I don't know the name. All I know is he had an allergic reaction and could not stop twitching. It made the local papers too...quite embarrasing!
    Acid is some crazy stuff, I hear. It's also possible that the man in the article was on more than one thing. Meth makes people nuts, but it usually makes them too paranoid to think about jumping on a squad car. Add LSD to that, though, and they might forget their paranoia and just go after the big sparkly lollipops on the roof of the car.

    Also adding in that a lot of illegal drugs are cut, laced and tampered with, no one will know for sure what this guy was on until a drug screen comes back (and maybe not even then).

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    Thats a pretty good guess and scenario nobigwhoopdawg.

    This Tard has a BIG time history of smokin the green stuff, normally no biggie, BUT if it was double dipped in that crazy ass Formaldehyde and PCP aka "Black Weed" he would show the same signs. PCP people ALWAYS take there clothing off, It never fails, there bodys overheat and there hearts get a pumpin. I cant even remember how many times I saw a nakid PCP guy on Tru TV. Thats my offical guess.

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