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    "I can't stand it any longer" a man says, as he jumps off ferry boat to escape Wife

    "I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging,"

    ROLF!!!, STFU already geez "H" Cristo. The dude jumped into water so cold there were sure he was a dead man. And he was happy to do it to get away from his naggy wife.

    A MAN jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn't take his wife's nagging anymore. The Chinese lorry driver, known as Zhou, and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, the Chongqing Evening Post reports.

    Members of the ship's crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: "I can't stand it any longer."

    They initially thought he was suffering from an ear injury and went to help him but found he was unhurt."While we were still puzzling over the this, his wife ran up and continued nagging him," said a crewmate.

    "The husband covered his ears again and said: 'I need a break' before jumping over the side into the rushing river."We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero."

    However, later that night, police found the man who had managed to swim about 2km ( note: just over a mile ) across across the broad river. "I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging," he reportedly told the police.

    The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou's wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him.

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1225760304071
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    Laugh. Out. Loud. Damn, poor guy!

    The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou's wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him.
    Why the fuck would they reunite them? More torture? Punishment for jumping? And she promises to quit nagging until the next time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thinkgoat View Post
    Laugh. Out. Loud. Damn, poor guy!





    Why the fuck would they reunite them? More torture? Punishment for jumping? And she promises to quit nagging until the next time...
    The bar I was at tonight, there was a couple sitting next to me.

    A Biker couple.... long hair, attitudes to match.....

    Anyway he is sitting there having drinking his drink, and all of a sudden she just blurts out "Ya know I hate going grocery shopping with you"

    He looks at her like WTF? And Starts talking to me about my hand, -I have 3 broken fingers with pins in them and the matching cast to boot-

    Well she just kept on Bitching and Bitching, and after about 10 minutes finally realizes he isn't listening to her....so then she STARTS YELLING AT ME, because apparently my hand is distracting him from listening to her.....and he wants NOTHING to do with her at this point.......(Gee I wonder Why?)

    So then she lays into me for a while because she cannot figure out why in the world he doesn't listen to her....and all the while I am watching this guy look at me like get me the fuck outta here......

    It really wouldn't surprise me if the guy next to me, "accidentially" kicked her bike over as they were driving down the interstate.....

    So Yea...

    I can see where this guy would want to jump overboard!

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    i have no idea what you boys are talking about.

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    MJC, it's what my hubby and I talk everyday.

    Anytime, any random days goes like this;

    Me: (relaxing, reading the book)
    Him: (looking at Ebay)
    Him: You know, I find it funny that you don't do this (insert the things, any small things that I forgot to do).
    Me: (thinking to myself, "Can't you fucking see I am reading a fucking book?)

    Next day;

    Driving to the store...

    (silence in the car)

    Me: (blurts out) Why can't you listen to me, I need a van.

    or

    Me: I am not going to stay in car and drive all day...stare at you, picking your nose.

    Both of us always find random things to say to push our buttons. I will not be surprise if one of us, run off.
    Last edited by TheLittleFriend; August 15th, 2009 at 04:56 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLittleFriend View Post
    MJC, it's what my hubby and I talk everyday.

    Anytime, any random days goes like this;

    Me: (relaxing, reading the book)
    Him: (looking at Ebay)
    Him: You know, I find it funny that you don't do this (insert the things, any small things that I forgot to do).
    Me: (thinking to myself, "Can't you fucking see I am reading a fucking book?)

    Next day;

    Driving to the store...

    (silence in the car)

    Me: (blurts out) Why can't you listen to me, I need a van.

    or

    Me: I am not going to stay in car and drive all day...stare at you, picking your nose.

    Both of us will always find random things to say to push our buttons. I will not be surprise if one of us, run off.
    Its perfectly normal to try and push buttons with your S.O. I understand that.....

    But this broad was boisterous and loud. She was ragging on him from the size of the can of Spaghetti Sauce he bought at the store to how much time he took to pick it out. (Totally opposite of the way a man should shop...I know....I go to the store and I wanna get the fuck out... believe me, hell yesterday I went to the grocery store and spent 150 bucks, and was out in 30 minutes, but I digress....)

    It was like she was egging him on for whatever reason, Drunken make up sex IDK....and it was making the Bartenders more uncomfortable than it was making him. And it clearly was pissing him off!

    I guess my point in this is that just when you think you have human nature at least sort of figured out....

    People like her come around and throw you for a complete loop!

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    LOL My husband and I both know how to push the buttons and try to cause arguments. It's usually something we both can tell the other is doing, etc.

    This guy though, rofl, I couldn't help but laugh out loud with this and even forward it to my husband.

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