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    Where's the beef? In Anthony Chambers pee-pee pants

    Police arrested a man on Thursday for allegedly trying to shoplift two packs of beef ribs from a local Kroger store by stuffing them down his pants. But that is just part of the story.

    Cincinnati Police say 45-year-old Anthony Chambers of Bond Hill also urinated on himself during the crime, making the ribs unsellable.

    Cops say it happened around 3 Thursday afternoon at the Kroger store located on the 900 block of E. McMillan Street in Walnut Hills.

    Chambers is now facing a misdemeanor theft charge, and was also found to several outstanding warrants.
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    So, they would have sold them if he hadn't peed on them? Just stuffed them down his pants? Remind me not to shop there. EVER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nell View Post
    So, they would have sold them if he hadn't peed on them? Just stuffed them down his pants? Remind me not to shop there. EVER.
    That's kind of what I was thinking. Guess I'll have start inspecting all of my beef for pubes.
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