Panama City Beach, FL – You know, I’ve suffered through some of the worst pick-up lines in the history of shitty lines, but Aaron Burns wins the award for the absolute worst. Try this one on for size, ladies: “I just found out that we ain’t blood relatives. Let’s fuck!” Would that get you in the mood for some lovin’? No? Well, what if he put a gun to your head? Would that make him more desirable? Didn’t think so. Romeo here is accused of kidnapping, tying up, and raping a family member – in his girlfriend’s apartment. Damn. It just don’t get any sexier than that.
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