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    Couple broke into church to get it on




    SANDERSON, Florida — Deputies in Baker County arrested a couple caught having sex in a church.
    Baker County Sheriff's Deputies say they received a call about a suspicious person outside the Mount Zion Primitive Baptist Church, on the night of March 11th.

    Deputies say they found a red Toyota pick-up truck and went inside the church.

    "Her drawers [were] in the stands. Her brazier was over on the outside the stands," Deacon Lonzie Altman recalled from his conversation with deputies.

    According to the offense report, deputies found Crystal Rowland, 24, behind the altar.

    Rowland was taken into custody. She told deputies that Matthew Pearce, 28, was still inside.

    Deputies found him underneath the church, partially dressed.

    Red tea candles were also collected from the church. Deputies say there was splattered red wax all over the altar.

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    "...Her brazier was over on the outside the stands," Deacon Lonzie Altman recalled from his conversation with deputies.

    Good grief, I hope they meant brassiere!

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    Nice....he is a convicted sex offender too.

    Pearce is also a registered sex offender. In 2002, he was convicted of a lewd act against a child under the age of 15.

    He's being held on $10,000 bond. Rowland is being held on $20,000 bond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    "...Her brazier was over on the outside the stands," Deacon Lonzie Altman recalled from his conversation with deputies.

    Good grief, I hope they meant brassiere!
    lmao..

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    Couple broke into church to get it on

    You can see he has that demon right eye. It is the devil's work. *makes a sign of the cross* :D

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    Unamused Cat, it's also clear he was turning her--she has those red glints in her eyes. If they'd not been caught, we could be facing the end of the world as Satan's minions rise up and take over....

    Maybe the "brazier" was for the burning of small sacrifices?

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    Couple broke into church to get it on

    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    Unamused Cat, it's also clear he was turning her--she has those red glints in her eyes. If they'd not been caught, we could be facing the end of the world as Satan's minions rise up and take over....

    Maybe the "brazier" was for the burning of small sacrifices?
    lol... Yup. He is now putting on the blame on her. "According to reports, Matthew told the cops that they had been drinking and it was Crystal who wanted a "spiritual and sexual experience."

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    NAMBLA says: "That's not what a church is for!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    NAMBLA says: "That's not what a church is for!"
    Well, realize, this was a Primitive Baptist church, not a Catholic church.

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