A "Nakid" Jonathan Lowell chased his Landlady demanding a "BJ", (GOOBER MUG)

**Tazzzz** · July 15th, 2009, 05:48 PM

Jonathan Lowell, 49

Very funny story, but I still dont understand the charge for "assault with a deadly weapon" He must have one heck of a pointy penis. WHo Knows maybe the landlady was worried about getting an eye poked out??

Meth is BAD MMMKaaayyy!!!

PRUNEDALE, Calif. -- A stun gun had to be used to subdue a man arrested Monday on suspicion of chasing his landlord around while nude and demanding oral sex from her, sheriff's officials said.

Jonathan Lowell, 49, was found to be under the influence of methamphetamine when deputies arrived at a home in the 17700 block of Vierra Canyon Road.

Lowell, of Prunedale, is accused of assaulting his roommate and then chasing his landlord around the home, while nude, and demanding oral sex from her, deputies said.

While Lowell was under arrest in the backseat of a patrol car, deputies said, he became combative and damaged a rear-door window.

Officers then used a stun gun to prevent Lowell from further injuring himself, sheriff's officials said.

Lowell was taken to Natividad Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

Lowell was charged with assault with a deadly weapon. (SAY WHAT???)

http://www.ksbw.com/news/20049550/detail.html

**Little Pea** · July 15th, 2009, 06:08 PM

That mugshot is priceless, LMAO!

I am glad the cops got there in time to prevent things from getting worse.

**Aslan** · July 15th, 2009, 06:18 PM

Is he wearing a hospital gown backwards?

Bless you Tazz, I'm sure I'm not the only one who was laughing while reading the words pointy penis. Maybe the deadly weapon charge has to do with him assaulting his roommate? Unless he was 'nakid' when he did that, too :)

**RaVen Blackehart** · July 15th, 2009, 07:10 PM

Could he look ANY crazier???

No.

**jus shaking my head** · July 15th, 2009, 07:16 PM

As usual Tazzzz, you made my day!

**AngelFire** · July 15th, 2009, 07:25 PM

Is that Mel Gibson again?

**dougxthexwookie** · July 15th, 2009, 07:25 PM

I totally make the same face in every picture.

**Thinkgoat** · July 15th, 2009, 08:03 PM

Ha! Chasing his landlord around asking for a blowjob in a town named Prunedale!

**thequeenofsorrow** · July 15th, 2009, 10:01 PM

wow this is funny too. check out his old myspace. his "general "interests and music are the funniest. pics are interesting too....
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general interests : "Prose and poetry, gathering free stuff from most anywhere, giving everything away, people with disorders, strangers, the plant, animal, physical, and psycho-spiritual kingdoms and worlds."

wow on many different levels he sure was trying to give somethign away

http://www.myspace.com/jonjontwolfe

**Unamused Cat** · July 15th, 2009, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by thequeenofsorrow

wow this is funny too. check out his old myspace. his "general "interests and music are the funniest. pics are interesting too....

http://www.myspace.com/jonjontwolfe

"People say to me, "Oh most and mighty pathetic one" all the time." Well, I just bet they do.

**sanityslipping** · July 15th, 2009, 11:25 PM

WTF is up with his facial expression in the mug? Did someone goose him just as they took the pick or what?

**Harley_Tech** · July 15th, 2009, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by Tazzzz

Jonathan Lowell, 49

Officers then used a stun gun to prevent Lowell from further injuring himself, sheriff's officials said.

Best line Evah.

R

**Jaded** · July 16th, 2009, 01:58 AM

Thinkgoat is featuring this one up on the front page....

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/07/...d-doesnt-suck/

Thank you, Tazzzz and thank you, Thinkgoat!