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    Michael Goode was cutting his neighbor's grass - on his lawn mower at 5AM.....(Drunk)

    Michael Goode, 57


    WELLS -- Police arrested a Wells man on a drunk driving charge July 6 after a homeowner reported the man was mowing a lawn with a riding lawnmower without consent.

    Two officers went to the residence where they arrested Michael Goode, 57, of 388 Lindsey Road, on two Class C felony charges: operating under the influence with three prior arrests and operating after license revoked as a habitual offender.

    “Believe it or not, if you are operating a riding lawnmower it is considered a motor vehicle under state statue,” Wells Police Lt. Gerald Congdon said.

    Police said they found Goode just after 5:30 a.m. with the mower at the home.

    At the residence, officers spoke with the homeowner and Goode, who told police he had driven the mower down the road from his own residence.

    There had been “issues” between Goode and the homeowner in the past, according to Congdon.

    Goode was taken to York County Jail in lieu of a $2,000 cash bond.

    He is scheduled for an initial appearance on Aug. 18 in York County Superior Court.
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    Well, if he wanted to mow the lawn for free, I'd supply the booze

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    One of our neighbours does this, I don't think it's illegal here

    He is a retired headmaster, with a HUGE drinking problem, in his 70s and he is dying before our eyes, slowly fading away and turning blue but if you try to say anything his poor wife is so guarded and ashamed about it.

    He cut off one of our "rights of way" and when I tackled him he turned up on our doorstep and was really menacing. Our girls are terrified of him...

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    Couldn't the dude just say "thanks for the free yard work" and go about his day? Seriously, you want to cut my yard, you go ahead and do it, I won't complain, or call the cops. Just don't run over the sprinklers and we're all good
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    What a thoughtful drunk.
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