Apparently you can get preggo from swimming

**thatsmallgrl** · July 10th, 2009, 09:35 PM

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...g-in-pool.html

Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

http://www.parentdish.com/2009/07/10...nt-by-swimming

I don't know a whole hell of a lot. But I'm pretty sure if sperm was in a pool, the chemicals inside it would kill it, right?

I'm thinking mom is in a bit of denial here.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · July 10th, 2009, 09:37 PM

There's a Polish joke in there somewhere....

Just sayin'

**totallytoddler** · July 10th, 2009, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie

There's a Polish joke in there somewhere....

Just sayin'

Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

**totallytoddler** · July 10th, 2009, 10:09 PM

Are you sure she wasn't swimming in denial...the river in Egypt?????

**jus shaking my head** · July 10th, 2009, 10:11 PM

I was told this myth when I was young. My mother told me this to keep me out of public pools. Worked too.

**Death Bed** · July 10th, 2009, 10:14 PM

This reminds me of one of the chapters in the Chuck Palaniuk book "Haunted". This boy likes to sit on the bottom of the pool on the suction filter because it massages his prostate and he is able to ejaculate more intensely as he masturbates on the bottom of the pool. He then collects the white gobs and calls it "pearl hunting". However one day, something goes WRONG! A giant worm is in the filter and connected to his butt, and he can't get up. Come to find out, the "worm" is actually one of his intestines pulled out of his rectum. He tears it off, and has to have a bunch of surgery done. However, he didn't get them pearls hunted, and his sister went swimming in the pool. She also ended up pregnant.

Good book.

**theskyisfalling** · July 10th, 2009, 10:21 PM

*stares at the swimming pool in the front yard*
"Oh no, not happening. My baby making days are over."

This woman needs her head checked. She needs to slap that daughter of hers. Maybe then her daughter might give up what sausage she liked best in Poland.

**Meagan** · July 10th, 2009, 10:28 PM

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Unless there was a man in the pool with her...

**StashRider** · July 10th, 2009, 10:51 PM

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his reminds me of one of the chapters in the Chuck Palaniuk book "Haunted". This boy likes to sit on the bottom of the pool on the suction filter because it massages his prostate and he is able to ejaculate more intensely as he masturbates on the bottom of the pool. He then collects the white gobs and calls it "pearl hunting". However one day, something goes WRONG! A giant worm is in the filter and connected to his butt, and he can't get up. Come to find out, the "worm" is actually one of his intestines pulled out of his rectum. He tears it off, and has to have a bunch of surgery done. However, he didn't get them pearls hunted, and his sister went swimming in the pool. She also ended up pregnant.

LOL, that was one of the greatest Palaniuk paragraphs! He gave of reading of that book somewhere up in Seattle. Apparently, some of the audiences members had to leave to vomit. Aw, man. That was some good shit.

**Rockin Ma** · July 10th, 2009, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by StashRider

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LOL, that was one of the greatest Palaniuk paragraphs! He gave of reading of that book somewhere up in Seattle. Apparently, some of the audiences members had to leave to vomit. Aw, man. That was some good shit.

It can happen... I saw it on Urban Legends the other day and it was the one that ended up TRUE! Only it was a woman using a toilet on a cruise ship. She did a courtesy flush.

I'm thinking we will read later like the girl who only asked for three stars tattooed on her face, that the girl DID meet a boy after all and they knocked boots in the pool.

**StashRider** · July 10th, 2009, 11:17 PM

It can happen... I saw it on Urban Legends the other day and it was the one that ended up TRUE! Only it was a woman using a toilet on a cruise ship. She did a courtesy flush.

I don't want anything to come out of my anus except for poop. If anything comes out of my ass except poop at any time, I want a bullet to be inserted immediately into my brain. My ass is for poop. Not for exiting innards.

**Death Bed** · July 10th, 2009, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by StashRider

My ass is for poop. Not for exiting innards.

What about entering phalluses?

**Death Bed** · July 10th, 2009, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by StashRider

LOL, that was one of the greatest Palaniuk paragraphs! He gave of reading of that book somewhere up in Seattle. Apparently, some of the audiences members had to leave to vomit. Aw, man. That was some good shit.

That book has moments that are pretty damn near impossible to forget, but that one trumps them all.

**StashRider** · July 10th, 2009, 11:23 PM

What about entering phalluses?

No. Hurt. Lots of hurt. Not hot. How about I stick a dick up your ass? I give that as an alternative option to all the guys who want to enter the backdoor.

**Death Bed** · July 10th, 2009, 11:26 PM

Tempting as the offer is, I'm going to have to pass. I have a no backdoor policy in place myself.

**Peeperann** · July 10th, 2009, 11:26 PM

I'm thinking mom is in a bit of denial here.

A bit of denial? She is swimming in it. Wow, I understand her not wanting to believe her daughter had sex at such a young age, but damn.....

She's going to get laughed out of court and will forever be known as the crazy woman...

**Dakota Valkyrie** · July 10th, 2009, 11:26 PM

Sad to say, a pool drain CAN suck your innards out. It happened a while back in the Minneapolis area.

Abigail Taylor, the girl injured by a pool drain last summer, died Thursday night (March 20, 2008), the family's attorney said.

Abigail, 6, was sitting on a wading pool drain at the Minneapolis Golf Club in St. Louis Park, Minn. last summer (2007) when the drain's powerful suction pulled out part of her intestinal tract.
[...]

Abigail's injury led to federal legislation to make pools safer. Jer parents, Scott and Katey Taylor, campaigned for legislation that could help prevent similar accidents. In December, Congress approved legislation to ban the manufacture, sale or distribution of drain covers that don't meet anti-entrapment safety standards.
[...]

http://wcco.com/local/abigail.taylor....2.682175.html

**StashRider** · July 10th, 2009, 11:28 PM

Sad to say, a pool drain CAN suck your innards out. It happened a while back in the Minneapolis area.

That's horrible.

**totallytoddler** · July 10th, 2009, 11:43 PM

Lawsuit of the Day: Egyptian Sperm Are Really Strong Swimmers
Friday, July 10, 2009 12:36 PM - By Kashmir Hill

Stroking of breasts can (eventually) culminate in pregnancy. But, as far as we know, the breaststroke can't.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska might disagree. She's filing a lawsuit because her teenage daughter became pregnant during a recent trip to Egypt. From the Daily Mail (via Transracial):

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/07/sperm...?show=comments

LOL....that is hilarious!

**Eagles Mom** · July 11th, 2009, 12:01 AM

Wow, how lucky am I that my kid has been swimming daily for 15 years and I'm not a grandma yet.

**evervigilant** · July 11th, 2009, 08:21 AM

Ooooh I just sat up straight there , got a twinge in my ass .

**Pixie** · July 11th, 2009, 08:29 AM

HA! This is too funny.

Originally Posted by Death Bed

This reminds me of one of the chapters in the Chuck Palaniuk book "Haunted". This boy likes to sit on the bottom of the pool on the suction filter because it massages his prostate and he is able to ejaculate more intensely as he masturbates on the bottom of the pool. He then collects the white gobs and calls it "pearl hunting". However one day, something goes WRONG! A giant worm is in the filter and connected to his butt, and he can't get up. Come to find out, the "worm" is actually one of his intestines pulled out of his rectum. He tears it off, and has to have a bunch of surgery done. However, he didn't get them pearls hunted, and his sister went swimming in the pool. She also ended up pregnant.

Good book.

I love him. Did you read "Rant"?

**malq** · July 11th, 2009, 08:42 AM

You never know who was in the pool last
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/s...678#post258678

**Death Bed** · July 11th, 2009, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Pixie

HA! This is too funny.
I love him. Did you read "Rant"?

I have only read "Fight Club" and "Haunted".

**ImmortalOne** · July 11th, 2009, 09:51 PM

Hmmm Nope I wasn't in any swimming pools... I am pretty sure this baby and the 3 older ones I have were from *Gasp* SEX!

Yeah sperm can't survive in pools. Period. So this is BS and I bet the girl met a boy BEFORE the vacation and that is daddy. Who wants to give me $20?

**thatsmallgrl** · July 12th, 2009, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by ImmortalOne

Hmmm Nope I wasn't in any swimming pools... I am pretty sure this baby and the 3 older ones I have were from *Gasp* SEX!

Yeah sperm can't survive in pools. Period. So this is BS and I bet the girl met a boy BEFORE the vacation and that is daddy. Who wants to give me $20?

Yeah, don't have 20$ buck to give ya, so I gave you thanks.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this was ludicrous. Mom is going to accept that her daughter likes to open her legs, away from water.

**jo_momma_82** · July 12th, 2009, 12:43 AM

Seriously though, I do believe her story to an extent.... I doubt that the pool got her pregnant but, I wouldn't doubt that she got pregnant while she was IN the pool !

**totallytoddler** · July 12th, 2009, 01:38 PM

Unless.........

**thatsmallgrl** · July 13th, 2009, 06:03 PM

Kwiatkowska believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool.
The woman is now suing the hotel for compensation..

Experts say, while the mother can sue, she will most likely lose the case. ya think

According to experts, the concentration of chlorine in pools is too high for anyone to get pregnant from swimming

http://www.fox8.com/wjw-poolpregnancy,0,2270297.story

HAHAHA! Thank goodness for experts!!!

**Gidget** · July 13th, 2009, 06:56 PM

And this should prove as a warning to all of you, keep your young daughters out of the pool this summer! Especially if you see any teenage boys spanking it in the deep end and spreading stray sperm.