Jordan Puckett, 20
LoL, he drew a foot long dick on a $1599.99 plasma TV at Sears with a Sharpie. He must have just came from Subway.
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story...HHeKaaaeg.cspxCINCINNATI -- A local man is accused of drawing a large picture of the male anatomy on the screen of a pricey plasma television inside a Colerain Township Sears store.
Police responded to the store in the 9000 block of Colerain Avenue around 5:30 Thursday night after someone reported seeing surveillance video of a man drawing a one foot penis on a display television.
Twenty-year-old Jordan Puckett of Germantown is now facing one misdemeanor charge of criminal damaging.
The plasma TV was priced at $1599.99, police say, but is now unsellable because Puckett allegedly used a permanent marker for his illustration.
A motive is not yet known.