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    Jordan Puckett had a Sharpie in his pocket and he wasnt afraid to use it.

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    LoL, he drew a foot long dick on a $1599.99 plasma TV at Sears with a Sharpie. He must have just came from Subway.


    CINCINNATI -- A local man is accused of drawing a large picture of the male anatomy on the screen of a pricey plasma television inside a Colerain Township Sears store.

    Police responded to the store in the 9000 block of Colerain Avenue around 5:30 Thursday night after someone reported seeing surveillance video of a man drawing a one foot penis on a display television.

    Twenty-year-old Jordan Puckett of Germantown is now facing one misdemeanor charge of criminal damaging.

    The plasma TV was priced at $1599.99, police say, but is now unsellable because Puckett allegedly used a permanent marker for his illustration.

    A motive is not yet known.
    http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story...HHeKaaaeg.cspx
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    I bet he has been doing this type of shit since he was 4. This could very well be a pic of his bedroom.



    *notice the penis on the t.v.*
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    LoL, you need to take that sharpie away from your kids FF
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    LoL, you need to take that sharpie away from your kids FF
    You know I love you, Taz. In fact, I need a vacation. How about I send my kids to your house for a week? I just need to make a quick stop at office depot and stock them up on some necessary supplies first. You do have insurance, right?
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    Aqua net hairspray will dissolve permanent marker on non porous surfaces. Spray it on and wipe it away.

    Tell them I'll give them $10 for the "ruined" TV. I'll be there later to pick it up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotten Apple View Post
    Aqua net hairspray will dissolve permanent marker on non porous surfaces. Spray it on and wipe it away.

    Tell them I'll give them $10 for the "ruined" TV. I'll be there later to pick it up.

    hahahah....i was wondering if he was trying to get it discounted...

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