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    Ilya Ryakhuvskiy found nekkid behind the couch

    A woman had an odd encounter with her neighbor over the weekend after she said he broke into her home, left for a short time and then came back - all without any clothes on.

    The incident happened around 1:30 a.m. Saturday at a home in Vancouver.

    The woman told police she heard knocking on her bedroom door and then noticed a back window screen was missing and a window was open. The front door was open as well. She then spotted her neighbor, naked, walking back to his house next door.

    By the time police arrived, 37-year-old Ilya Ryakhuvskiy was back inside the woman's home, crouching naked behind a downstairs couch.

    "It was completely out of the blue," said neighbor Heather Rohrer, who talked with the victim because her kids sometimes play with the suspect's children.

    In court on Tuesday, a Russian interpreter helped Ryakhuvskiy understand the charges against him.
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    The 32-year-old victim told Officer Robert Schoene that her only interaction with Ryakhuvskiy had been waving at him from her driveway and that she had not invited him into her home.

    Ryakhuvskiy's wife told officers that she did not answer their knock because she was in the shower. She said her husband had been in bed with her until she got up to take a shower.

    Nothing appeared stolen from the victim's home, but Ryakhuvskiy did allegedly leave two things behind: a Bic lighter on a counter, and excrement on the floor.
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    Nice, really fucking nice. Loved the excrement on the floor. I'd be moving.

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    People are so fuckn' weird. I'm sure he has some kind of lame ass excuse for this one....can't think of one though.
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