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    UK Tard, gives a "Do it yourself" circumcision to his jolly rancher with nail clipers

    Oww thats going to leave a scar. Hopefully everything is still in working order.


    The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

    "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

    "Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

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    Henry Marsh used a Bosch PSR960 cordless drill because he did not have his normal equipment on him.

    But Mr Marsh had to use the drill because he was on a trip to Ukraine in Eastern Europe to help people let down by a vastly inadequate health system.

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    Thankfully the neurosurgeon, who normally practises at St George's Hospital in Tooting, south, London, was able the complete the operation and save a life.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...cumcision.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    Oww thats going to leave a scar. Hopefully everything is still in working order.
    Eeeeek, that hurts and I don't have the male part.

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    What a Dick.
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    WHY WHY WHY? He wanted it clipped so bad but didn't make an appointment? I bet he's rethinking that idea about now...ouch

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    I'm just glad for once it's a story about someone mutilating themselves, not an innocent victim.

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    lmao dumbazz

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    I would just live with the foreskin, myself. I wonder if this was the first time this guy engaged in some freaky self-mutilation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joo View Post
    I would just live with the foreskin, myself. I wonder if this was the first time this guy engaged in some freaky self-mutilation.
    My guess would be, its all about a girl, or potential one who thought is was funny or wierd. Maybe he can get a tattoo down there to cover up his boo boo scars.
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    Wow... I couldn't imagine liking someone enough to be willing to take a nail clipper to my genitals. You're probably right, though.
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    He's probably fed up being on the waiting list for a vasectomy .
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    Quote Originally Posted by evervigilant View Post
    He's probably fed up being on the waiting list for a vasectomy .
    lol I meant circumcision . They should do the vasectomy for free while they're there .
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