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    Mark is looking for his "Goddess." Ladies, check his site, you may be the lucky one!



    Finding My Goddess
    Smart, Sexy, Spiritual Goddess Desired for Awesome Relationship with Extraordinary Man.
    One Gentleman's Quest to Find His Goddess.
    Are YOU a Woman Who Has Most of the Extensive Goddess-Qualifications?
    http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

    I honestly think this guy is for real. And if so OMG. Read for the lulz.
    Love withers under constraint; its very essence is liberty. It is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy nor fear. It is there most pure, perfect, and unlimited when its votaries live in confidence, equality and unreserve. - Percy Byshe Shelley

    We love where the lightening strikes, and that's not always where we thought it would.-Carolinablue

    I believe that what we do for others is all we leave behind when we die.-Carolinablue

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    Isn't goddess already married?

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    There's a lot of scary shit in them thar words.

    I think I'll stick with being a plain old, sentient human, thanks.
    you think you're god's gift
    you're a liar...
    I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

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    As a consequence of her regular spiritual practices (both in this lifetime and in past lives), she is blossoming in the following qualities of enlightenment, perhaps not entirely, but to a significant extent:
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    Her mind is frequently peaceful.
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    She does not have too many unwelcome thoughts, nor does she experience a lot of "mental chatter"—her mind is fairly quiet... for some of the time, anyway.
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    When she gets angry or hurt or sad or upset, it does not last too long.... or, if it is lasting, she turns inward and works on herself until she finds peace again.
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    She seldom or never feels hatred or jealousy or the desire to harm someone.
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    She never feels greed.
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    She sees God (or Buddha or Jesus or Mary or Krishna or Radha or Allah) in many people.... or in all people.... even when they are denying their own divinity by engaging in evil.
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    She loves others unconditionally, meaning that even if they impose a "condition" of rejecting or betraying or harming her, she keeps loving them anyway.... her mature love cannot sour into hatred.
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    She unconditionally loves a large number of people.... or all people.... however, she loves different people with different levels of intensity.
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    She has the quality of childlike innocence. Alternatively, if she "lost" her innocence at some time in her life, she has subsequently regained it. ("Om Namaha Shivaya," which is the most ancient of all the great Sanskrit mantras, means, "I return to innocence.")
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    She receives guidance directly from God, and she follows this Spirit guidance, even when it takes courage to do so (e.g. because others might get angry or think she's nuts).
    If he finds a woman like this I want to know. I don't believe such a creature exists.
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    I actually wanted to be on board with this guy... A lot of lonely people use the internet to seek long term relationships or marriage and I have no problem with that. He lost me right away, though, with his crap about saving the world and speaking for God.

    Good luck, Mark!

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    He wants to bring you into the LIGHT.

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    He wants to OVER-CAPITALIZE for no REASON!
    you think you're god's gift
    you're a liar...
    I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

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    Buttwheat say............dis topik puken suk!


    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.

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    This guy is obviously gay.

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    This man disturbs me greatly. I see either a suicide cult in his name, bodies found underneath his house, or the splattering of his co-workers by his automatic assault rifle in his near future.

    This guy isn't an optimists, he is a control freak with a serious case of megalomania. He wants a automaton not a woman. He just...gag...what a monster.

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    Mark is off his rock..

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    um...creeeeepy

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    I think he could have made his treatise shorter if he had decided to put what he DOESN'T want in a woman.

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    ... and he expects ridiculousness that no one can live up to and when you dont, he can just say oops sorry, you are some kinda faulty - too bad, nice try - later. dont blame me. it was all in the manifesto. you just didnt measure up.

    i'd say he wants to be alone - whether he knows it or not.

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    I cannot beleive he actually made a want ad with a Table of Contents....thats a first. What a fuckin lunatic!
    Life's a bitch, then you die.

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    She does not have too many unwelcome thoughts, nor does she experience a lot of "mental chatter"—her mind is fairly quiet... for some of the time, anyway.
    Well... that one right there has just thrown me out of his list of possibilities. lol

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    She does not have too many unwelcome thoughts, nor does she experience a lot of "mental chatter"—her mind is fairly quiet... for some of the time, anyway.
    He wants a woman who goes thru life stoned? What fun is that? Stoned chicks are horrible in the sack!

    She never feels greed.
    Its MY money and you get NONE of it!

    She has the quality of childlike innocence. Alternatively, if she "lost" her innocence at some time in her life, she has subsequently regained it. ("Om Namaha Shivaya," which is the most ancient of all the great Sanskrit mantras, means, "I return to innocence.")
    She is a virgin or hasn't had sex in a LONG time.....which tells me this dude would be a shitty lay!

    Or a Pedophile!

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    He wants a hooker.

    If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
    She intensely longs to be worshipped as a Goddess by the right man... a man who knows EXACTLY what he is doing. He teases her hard and relentlessly, which makes her laugh uncontrollably. The sound of his voice, his words, his appearance, the way he looks at her, his powerful mind, his radiant heart, his intense sexuality, his confidence, his poise, and his very presence.... weaken her knees, fill her stomach with butterflies, send shivers up her spine, make her heart pound, overwhelm her with desire, and make her VERY wet. She cannot help but surrender herself to him, melting naked into his arms, whereupon he worships her as a Goddess.... he is the priest, she is his altar. She becomes the Goddess he is worshipping... she is elevated into extreme Goddess-ecstasy.... exploding and screaming!.... so many times you lose count.

    I feel myself drying up just reading his crap.

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    Oh. Mygod.

    What a nut job.
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    Look at all the pictures of himself,,,freaky,,,,he looks like the kind than has an underground bunker with chains and the like, a Hannibal Lector quality about him,,,who knows how many mentally defective people he has lured into his lair/laboratory with this load of crap
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    The Goddess of Madness does not meet your requirements, nor feels the need to. Your profile angers me. Expect a swarm of flies to descend upon your house.
    Sleep brings no wish to fret
    My harrassed heart beneath;
    My only wish is to forget
    In endless sleep of death
    ~Emily Bronte "The Horrors of Sleep"

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