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    Dear Morbid....

    THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU for the most timely return of the Chatbox, once the other chatwhores and I manage to take up a collection we are going to send you a huge fruit basket... or a naughty hooker... you pick..

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    once the other chatwhores
    Who you calling a chatwhore, BATCH!

    P.S. Morbid, this is proof there is a GOD and that prayer works...uh not really, I didn't pray. Oh well.
    YOUR mom.

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    down on my knees please please please keep the chatbox up and running
    The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…
    And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoUncool View Post
    Who you calling a chatwhore, BATCH!

    P.S. Morbid, this is proof there is a GOD and that prayer works...uh not really, I didn't pray. Oh well.


    GAWD! You make me crave cookies!
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    I kinda enjoyed seeing all you chatwhores running around the threads again... I expected nekkidity to bust out any second.

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    Man, I thought this was going to be like a "Dear Morbid...kinky dirty and wrong" but alas I have been let down..sad day. I may or may not be suffering from exhaustion and think pretty much everything is hilarious.

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    The mention of naughty hookers and chatwhores is about as dirty as I can manage... Sorry you had a sad day.. =(
    "I love humanity, but I hate people." ~Edna St. Vincent Millay
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    I heard someone had to suck Harley's dick for the chatbox to come back!!! Which one of you was it?? THAT is who should get the fruit basket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty View Post
    The mention of naughty hookers and chatwhores is about as dirty as I can manage... Sorry you had a sad day.. =(
    I made myself giggle so that made it better.

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    I'd vote for the hooker... they have melons AND snatch! its more of a twofer...
    Unless of course we put one of these in the basket
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotReadingMama View Post
    I heard someone had to suck Harley's dick for the chatbox to come back!!! Which one of you was it?? THAT is who should get the fruit basket.
    FUCK ME! I missed that!

    New sig line?

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