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    Thanks for the grey hair and the worry lines

    Even though this is a really awful site, filled with terrible, horriffic, gut twisting stories of terror, for some reason I can't look away. ( I mean that in the nicest possible way) I always sit here, going through the archives, with the crinkly forehead look of horror. Why do I do it? WHY?

    Please HELP!

    SQUEEZE

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    Welcome to the forums!! It's probably just because you're a bit twisted, just like the rest of us!! (meant in the nicest way possible). It's ok though, we all know we're twisted.

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    I mean that in the nicest possible way
    LMAO! I like you already, sick and twisted newcomer. Think of it as group therapy for the borderline psychotic. Welcome to the home

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    I ask my fiance that almost on a daily basis.
    Why do I keep coming back here several times a day when these stories just piss me off?
    Last edited by Valasca; June 16th, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason: because I can't spell ask.

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    Yeah, cool, huh????



    Yeah, it's just like any other addiction. You're hooked already. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

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    You only come here because you care.

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