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  1. June 10th, 2009, 05:35 PM #1
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    Shane Albert King *Naked and Shitty* gets tased

    27 year old Shitty King, uh, I mean Shane Albert King


    June 10, 2009 - 8:07 AM
    Robbyn Brooks
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    DESTIN — A man walked out to his vehicle June 6 to find a naked man sleeping in his truck.

    According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report, the nude man was 27-year-old Shane Albert King.

    King had entered a 1995 Ford Explorer first and pulled out all the contents of the glove compartment before moving on to a Ford F-150 to do the same.

    When a deputy arrived at the scene shortly before 7:30 a.m., he tried to wake up King and saw there was feces throughout the interior of the truck and all over King, the report said.

    As King woke up, the deputy quickly placed him in handcuffs and assisted him out of the truck, the report said. The deputy also wrote that King had open sores all over his backside and legs.

    King began to yell, "(Expletive) you, pigs. I'll (expletive) all over you too. I'm going to throw my (expletive) in your mouth."

    The report said that's when King began reaching down toward feces that had gathered on his leg. Both deputies that were on scene placed him on the ground. King began to kick and pull away from them.

    One deputy told King to be still or he would be Tased. King replied, "Tase me, mother (expletive)."

    King continued to resist and the deputy removed the cartridge from his M26 Taser and applied a five-second cycle to King's right side.

    King was arrested on felony charges of burglary to a vehicle, resisting arrest with violence, criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs.
    http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/tas...ary-truck.html

    Ewwww!!! But, I just had to laugh at the "exposure of sexual organs" charge!!
    I wonder if the PoPo used a Fire Hose on him before giving him the Orange Jumpsuit, mmmmm??? Sounds like King has shit for brains.....
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  2. June 10th, 2009, 05:37 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadeaBecBec View Post
    I wonder if the PoPo used a Fire Hose on him before giving him the Orange Jumpsuit, mmmmm???
    Shouldn't that be PooPoo now?
    What? Oh.
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    Ha ha. I sat here for a couple of minutes playing a game of choosing one word to fill in all the "expletive" blanks!

    My guess is he'd be quite content in a cell without a toilet. It's nice to know he's not the typical "high maintenance" jailbird.
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    EEEEEwWWWWWWwweeeyy!!! , Yuck-O-La.


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    Haha!! I am totally going to pair him up with another nekkid nut on the front page tomorrow. =)
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    I feel really sorry for the Explorer and F-150 Truck owners, quality detailing ain't cheap and I don't think hanging a pine tree from the mirrors will get rid of the smell that easily!! Maybe they'll receive "victims" assistance and King will have to work that out...
    It kind of sounds like S.A.K of shit may have overdosed on some kind of drug and went apeshit crazy or somebody spiked his dinner with something!! Or could be he just forgot to wear his "Huggies' whilst burglarizing.....
    Oh and his mug, I just know he's still "expleting" when they took the photo, LOL!!!
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    Shane Albert King, 27, Dob:06/28/1981



    Number : 00039372
    Name : KING, SHANE ALBERT
    Booking Date/Time : 6/6/2009Sex : MALE
    Race : WHITE
    Eye Color : BLUE
    Hair Color : BROWN
    Height : 600
    Weight : 160
    Address : 710 Legion Dr Apt P3
    Destin, FL 32541
    BirthDate : 06/28/1981
    Age : 27
    Housing Location : DELTA-SECF
    Visitation Day : FRIDAY 1:30PM - 3:30PM
    Current Charges:
    Statute : 810.02-4b - BURGLARY TO VEHICLE (2CTS)
    Case Number: Bond Amount : $6,000.00

    Statute : 843.01 - RAWV (Resisting officer with violence)
    Case Number: Bond Amount : $2,000.00

    Statute : 806.13-1b2 - CM ( more like BM, its poop damage to trucks)
    Case Number: Bond Amount : $500.00

    Statute : 800.03 - EXPOSURE OF SEXUAL ORGANS
    Case Number: Bond Amount : $500.00
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Hmmm I thought he was homeless like the other Nakid tard, but he isnt??
    Last edited by Tazzzz; June 10th, 2009 at 06:57 PM.
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  8. June 11th, 2009, 01:20 AM #8
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    Thanks Tazz!! And SoJaded!! Seems like SAK o' Shit may be spending his Birthday in the Pokey.... Man that's just shitty....Bwahahaha!!
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