its a mad, mad, world

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:21 AM

appreciating the weird all around us. post your observations.

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:23 AM

gordon ramsey has a hermaphrodite turkey.

**jo_momma_82** · May 30th, 2009, 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by petrina

appreciating the weird all around us. post your observations.

HUH ????

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:24 AM

my vet gave me beef-ramen-flavored yogurt powder and told me to feed it to my kittens bc they had upset tummies.

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:25 AM

idk. it was a thought.

**jo_momma_82** · May 30th, 2009, 02:26 AM

Petrina... have you been drinking ? LMAO

Seriously though, I don't think I'm "getting" the purpose of your thread. Spell it out to me and I'll be happy to join in.

**jo_momma_82** · May 30th, 2009, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by petrina

my vet gave me beef-ramen-flavored yogurt powder and told me to feed it to my kittens bc they had upset tummies.

Beef Ramen + yogurt = fucking awesome ! I'd eat it....

**penelopejo** · May 30th, 2009, 02:30 AM

I have a feeling this will be moved to den time wasters

anywho, my shower is weird. turning to the right, it's cold, turning to the left, it's hot, yet the more i turned it to the right, the hotter it got

maybe its cause i took a shower at midnight....

note to self, never take showers at midnight again

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:35 AM

haha. no drinking but sleep deprived perhaps.

and maybe its a bad idea. i can accept that gracefully.

but i was watching gordon ramsey on tv and mixing yogurt powder with cat food and i just found myself saying "dude, what's up with that?!"

and thought to start a thread about it where peeps could add their own wtf observations.

**jo_momma_82** · May 30th, 2009, 02:36 AM

Ahhhh... I think I get it now (I'm a tad bit dense at times) !

My weird observation is...

My neighbor complains about stray weeds popping up in my yard between mowings (she says they cause mosquitoes to come into her yard) yet, her yard causes our block to smell like cow shit summer-round due to her overuse of fertilizer !

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:36 AM

this thread - whats up with that??!!

haha

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:39 AM

Originally Posted by jo_momma_82

Beef Ramen + yogurt = fucking awesome ! I'd eat it....

omg thats a great idea - beef ramen flavored yogurt! someone patent it!

Originally Posted by penelopejo

I have a feeling this will be moved to den time wasters

ohh, thats a good idea. my bad.

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by jo_momma_82

My neighbor complains about stray weeds popping up in my yard between mowings (she says they cause mosquitoes to come into her yard) yet, her yard causes our block to smell like cow shit summer-round due to her overuse of fertilizer !

haha. yeah! wtf?? mooooooooo, baby

and ty for playing with me, jomamma. you rock!

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by penelopejo

anywho, my shower is weird. turning to the right, it's cold, turning to the left, it's hot, yet the more i turned it to the right, the hotter it got

maybe its cause i took a shower at midnight....

maybe it is a message from beyond reminding us that that sometimes we try so hard to get one thing, we find that we step over the bounds and get the exact opposite.

or maybe your shower wants to move to australia

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 03:10 AM

did you ever realize how many people were sitting in small rooms all across the world recording themselves covering "The Heart of the Matter" by Don Henley???

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this version is brought to you by the makers of cheez-its

**Death Bed** · May 30th, 2009, 09:40 AM

I saw a coloured man play spoons at a grave side service one time.

**Valasca** · May 30th, 2009, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Death Bed

I saw a coloured man play spoons at a grave side service one time.

Colored? was he rainbow or just one color like purple or something?

**Lazlo** · May 30th, 2009, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Amazon

Colored? was he rainbow or just one color like purple or something?

Careful DB, the PC police are on the prowl!

**Valasca** · May 30th, 2009, 10:46 AM

Damn straight.

**RaVen Blackehart** · May 30th, 2009, 10:49 AM

When I was 9 years old we were in Friendship, NY visiting relatives and my cousins and I were catching minnows in the creek that runs through the village.

I saw a huge pollywog about 4 ft long in the creek and it had brown fur on it. Just a big head, pollywog tail. It looked at us and swam away. We were scared shitless. I always wondered wtf it was.

Another time when I was about 4, I was playing outside in the winter and a big shadow went over me...I looked up and a big silent THING with wings glided over me. It was dark, maybe 15 ft long with a snout and one tooth coming out of the mouth. An elongated elliptical body and wings that didn't move, it just glided over the neighborhood and vanished. I told my mother and she beat me good for "telling stories". I remember that day so clearly, it was gray and overcast and all the sounds were muffled.

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Amazon

Colored? was he rainbow or just one color like purple or something?

maybe! that would give you even more pause!

**Nell** · May 30th, 2009, 03:00 PM

Why does my neighbor upstairs act as if I will infect her with my pervertedness and run inside her house every time I walk outside, but has LOUD sex all night with her windows open. Does she want me to listen?

WTF?

**Death Bed** · May 30th, 2009, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Amazon

Colored? was he rainbow or just one color like purple or something?

He wasn't a teletubby, if that's what you are asking. He was a black man.

**Marv** · May 30th, 2009, 05:17 PM

A grumpy old git that I used to live next door to was always giving me grief over my cat 'harassing' his pigeons. But it was ok for his fucking flying vermin to shit all over my clean washing on my line, and sit on my shed cooing at me!

Fucking pigeons.

**petrina** · May 30th, 2009, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by RaVen Blackehart

When I was 9 years old we were in Friendship, NY

I saw a huge pollywog about 4 ft long in the creek and it had brown fur on it. Just a big head, pollywog tail. It looked at us and swam away. We were scared shitless. I always wondered wtf it was.

is friendship ny near a nuclear power plant? or maybe it was an otter? heck idk.

**Death Bed** · May 30th, 2009, 10:15 PM

It was probably a mi-go, RaVen.

**jo_momma_82** · May 30th, 2009, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by Death Bed

It was probably a mi-go, RaVen.

GAH !!! That is one scary lookin' bastard....

**TheMorningStar** · May 30th, 2009, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by RaVen Blackehart

Another time when I was about 4, I was playing outside in the winter and a big shadow went over me...I looked up and a big silent THING with wings glided over me. It was dark, maybe 15 ft long with a snout and one tooth coming out of the mouth. An elongated elliptical body and wings that didn't move, it just glided over the neighborhood and vanished. I told my mother and she beat me good for "telling stories". I remember that day so clearly, it was gray and overcast and all the sounds were muffled.

Was this anywhere near New Jersey? Maybe you saw the Jersey Devil.
http://theshadowlands.net/jd.htm