Nekkid Hyjinx with Andrew Jones

[Jaded]

State Police cited an Elkview man for indecent exposure and possession of meth after they stopped his car on the interstate because he was driving erratically.

Trooper M.J. Napier was dispatched to Interstate 64 near Dunbar after two tractor-trailer drivers called 911 to report a man in a silver Chrysler Sebring fondling himself while driving, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.

The calls came in about 9 p.m. Sunday, the complaint said.
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Police identified the driver of the vehicle as Andrew N. Jones, 34, of Wills Creek Road.

Jones first told the trooper that he had been changing clothes while driving, the complaint said.

The two truck drivers who had called 911 stopped nearby and both told the trooper they had seen Jones wearing women's underwear and stockings with his pants down to his ankles and fondling himself while driving, the complaint stated.

Jones told Napier that he had recently gone through a divorce and was "excited" because he was going to see a girlfriend, whom he was talking to on his cell phone as he drove, the complaint said.

Jones then told the officer he had used meth before being stopped by the police, troopers said.

Police confirmed he was wearing women's underwear, the complaint said.

The trooper searched the vehicle and found a bag of meth along with a meth pipe in the driver's seat, according to the complaint. Napier also found that Jones' license had been suspended for an unpaid citation.

Jones was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, simple possession of meth and driving on a suspended license.

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[malq]

Nice, Driving on a suspended. So he puts on womens undies and stockings, cruising down the road tweaking on meth. He's not asking for it or anything, LOL at this asshole.

[Tazzzz]

I wonder if they charged him with "car-jacking" as well????

LOL, driving with his pants down by his ankles, wearing women's underwear and stockings and he was fondling himself while driving. was excited as he was going to see a girlfriend," the complaint states. Jones also stated he was talking dirty to the girl while driving and may have been touching himself.

Wonder if the girl on the phone knew he was wearing panties and stockings??? at least he wasnt wearing diapers.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

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According to the criminal complaint, two truck drivers called 911 to report a man fondling himself while driving on the interstate. An officer later pulled that driver over at the Oakwood Road exit.

The officer explained to the driver why he was pulled over and the officer says Andrew N. Jones, 34, of Elkview, said he was just changing clothes while he was driving.

According to the complaint, the truck drivers both saw Jones driving with his pants down by his ankles, wearing women's underwear and stockings and he was fondling himself while driving.

"When challenged about the witness account Jones states that he had recently gone through a divorce, had used methamphetamine prior to the stop and was excited as he was going to see a girlfriend," the complaint states.

Jones also stated he was talking dirty to the girl while driving and may have been touching himself.

Officers later searched Jones' car and say they found a bag of meth, along with a meth pipe.

Jones is now charged with indecent exposure, simple possession of meth, and driving on a suspended license. He was released on a PR bond.

http://www.wsaz.com/newswestvirginia.../45294667.html

[Jaded]

Tired of dead and raped babies...put this one up for shits and giggles.

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/05/...multi-tasking/