Drunk Driving In Style - Drunk Asshat Smashes Rolls Royce Into Store

[Manfred von Assenhammer]

Drunk smashes Roller into Tesco

A DRUNK rammed a Tesco's with his Rolls-Royce yesterday - after the store refused to sell him more booze.

A mum-to-be was among six women taken to hospital after the silver-haired driver PLOUGHED through the front window, CAREERED into the store and DEMOLISHED two checkouts.

Last night the bearded 50-year-old, believed to own a chauffeur firm, was sobering up at a nick after being arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.

Staff at the store in Andover, Hants, told how he came in legless wanting to buy spirits.

Checkout girls refused to serve him.

A manager followed him to his car and begged him not to drive.

The man aimed his luxury motor at the window - only to be blocked by a low wall.

He backed up as staff and shoppers fled in terror - smashing through in a shower of glass.

Those hurt suffered cuts. The driver was arrested sitting in the wreckage.

Last night his Roller was hauled out. A Tesco worker said: "It's a miracle nobody's dead."

A shopper said: "He said he was going to drive through the shop if he wasn't served and that's exactly what he did."

suspicion of attempted murder and driving a Rolls through the window of a store that won't sell him alcohol? wow, this guy is really an awesome person.

[Just my luck sucks]

Staff at the store in Andover, Hants, told how he came in legless

Huh? How can he drive--or are they talking about knickers?

[TheMorningStar]

Staff at the store in Andover, Hants, told how he came in legless

Huh? How can he drive--or are they talking about knickers?

I take it to mean he was stumbly bumbly.

believed to own a chauffeur firm

And yet he does not have a driver

[Marv]

Huh? How can he drive--or are they talking about knickers?

LOL! 'legless' is Brit slang for 'falling down drunk'.

You'll get used to us. Eventually.