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    Some 'Splainin to Do: Twins with Different Dads

    A Texas mother of twins got the shock of her life when doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.

    Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.
    Paternity tests then revealed what had happened — two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.


    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

    Sometimes, it's good to know when to keep your mouth shut....

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    Stupid Tard bitch. She should have made up an excuse that her grandpa or uncle looks like the baby!!

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    'When they are old enough to know the truth about their different fathers I will tell them. Right now they are so young they don't know anything and they don't need to know.

    'As far as I'm concerned, James is the father of both boys because he's the one there every morning when they get up and every night when they go to sleep.

    'Some people may not agree with what I've done in the past but I have accepted my mistake and taken responsibility for it.

    'If when he is older Justin wants to meet his real dad then that's his decision.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...t-fathers.html
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    This is what happens when you pull a train. Ewwwwwwww
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMorningStar View Post
    This is what happens when you pull a train. Ewwwwwwww
    That's pretty much how it happens... I think I saw something like this on Jerry Springer or Maury a while back. A chick was w two dudes on the same night, had twins and the result came back "You are BOTH the father"
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    IMO I think she was seeing dollar signs when she went public with this, because really-- how often do you hear about 'double-dipped' twins? And we all know there are people/agencies with more money than good sense--for example those jackasses that pay for Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich or a corn flake shaped like Illinois.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty View Post
    IMO I think she was seeing dollar signs when she went public with this, because really-- how often do you hear about 'double-dipped' twins? And we all know there are people/agencies with more money than good sense--for example those jackasses that pay for Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich or a corn flake shaped like Illinois.
    agreed. If it were me, I sure as hell wouldn't make this little tidbit about my sexual exploits public, but then again, I like people to think of me as a lady, not a ho.

    Funny side note though, my sister and I have learned never take both of our daughters out in public with only one of us present. Too many people ask "are they twins" No, they are six weeks apart. "UH? How did that happen?"
    This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peeperann View Post
    Stupid Tard bitch. She should have made up an excuse that her grandpa or uncle looks like the baby!!
    Then she couldn't collect child support from that one baby daddy.

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    While not common, not unheard of. What is unusual is that it was discovered. I would think if it was about the $, she would be hitting up the bio-dad of the "odd man out"... which she is not according to the articles I've read.
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    Mia said she plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they’re old enough to understand. As for the other father, she has no plans to tell him.
    http://dailycontributor.com/mia-wash...ent-dads/4996/

    I think he might guess now that it's hit the news.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    http://dailycontributor.com/mia-wash...ent-dads/4996/

    I think he might guess now that it's hit the news.
    Unless she was with a few other men... then she may have to have a few other men tested to see who the daddy really is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy_n_NC View Post
    Unless she was with a few other men... then she may have to have a few other men tested to see who the daddy really is!
    LOL She may not want to go that route. She had a hard enough time 'splaining the one affair... He might not forgive many more.
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    hmmm those kids don't look THAT different... lots of fraternal twins look much more different.

    wasn't there a "twins from two different dads" story about 8 or 10 years ago... i think mom's bf or hubby was white, but one baby was biracial, and the other was a ruddy redheaded or something. or the other way round... but i do remember it was really much more obvious to the casual observer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitty View Post
    IMO I think she was seeing dollar signs when she went public with this, because really-- how often do you hear about 'double-dipped' twins? And we all know there are people/agencies with more money than good sense--for example those jackasses that pay for Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich or a corn flake shaped like Illinois.
    Thank you Kitty, I was just going to say that.

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    Lucy, you have some 'xlpaining to do....

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    People have twins that don't look alike all the time. No one is going to pay money for that. Just because they have 2 different dads. You can't even SEE that part of it. It didn't even make the news in the US until the British tabloids picked it up.

    She would make more money, in the long run, from child support ... unless the guy was pond scum; which I suppose is possible.
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    My sister and I are convinced our new puppies (from the same litter) have different fathers. My baby could pass for pure Shih Tzu, but hers is short hair, and looks part Chihuahua, hers also has the attitude.

    We have started calling her a "Tzu-huahua" because if you say it slowly it sounds sexy.

    We keep asking her little cutie "Who's your daddy" But, she's keeping it a secret, just like a lady should.
    We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

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    If you are lucky enough to ovulate multiple times in a month, you could end up with fraternal twins. All you need is sperm it doesn't matter who it's from. You can even get pregnant if you are already pregnant!

    As non-identical twins, Grace and Lana Jennings seem unusual but not exactly remarkable.

    But the sisters could be very special indeed – because doctors believe they were conceived a week apart.
    [...]
    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34

    This is weird! But i wouldn't pay to see them either:

    [...]Both Kylie and her partner Remi Horder, 17, are of mixed race. Their mothers are both white and their fathers are black.

    According to the Multiple Births Foundation, baby Kian must have inherited the black genes from both sides of the family, whilst Remee inherited the white ones.
    [...]
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ite-twins.html


    When first born no one could tell twins Millie and Marcia Biggs apart but a year on they couldn't be more different because Millie is black and Marcia is white.

    The twins who have turned one are little medical miracles as the odds of a child's skin changing after birth is extremely rare.

    Millie is now black like her father Michael, 30 whereas her sister Marcia is white like her mother, Amanda.
    [...]
    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34


    Lots of interesting and unusual things happen when twinning occurs. I call mine "Night and Day" twins as they have a 4-5 inch height difference, different hair coloring, and very different temperaments.

    Maybe mine have different dads? Hmmmm... I don't think so but it WAS a long time ago...
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    The father(the one that lives with her) of the other twin doesn't care?
    I'd be pissed as hell if I found out that a woman was cheating on me within that close of a time frame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskyisfalling View Post
    The father(the one that lives with her) of the other twin doesn't care?
    I'd be pissed as hell if I found out that a woman was cheating on me within that close of a time frame.
    I bet he was! But this way is probably better for the kids.

    From the article linked above (post #3):
    After learning about her infidelity, James agreed to forgive Mia and raise both twins as his own.
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    'James said he would stay because he loved me and raise both of the twins as his own.

    'I felt very wary at first, I kept thinking he'd try but then find out he couldn't cope with it and leave us after all.

    'But everyday I'm thankful because the DNA result hasn't changed the way we are as a family. James is a good man; he's a great father and genuinely loves both of the twins.

    'When they are old enough to know the truth about their different fathers I will tell them. Right now they are so young they don't know anything and they don't need to know.

    'As far as I'm concerned, James is the father of both boys because he's the one there every morning when they get up and every night when they go to sleep.

    'Some people may not agree with what I've done in the past but I have accepted my mistake and taken responsibility for it.

    'If when he is older Justin wants to meet his real dad then that's his decision.

    'Everyone around us has been shocked by the miracle of them having been conceived separately but born together.

    'It's hard for me to wrap my head around it but those are the facts.

    'Five months ago we found out that I was pregnant again and our new baby is due to arrive in the autumn.

    'Right now I'm fully committed to taking care of my family and making sure their needs are met. I can guarantee there'll be no questions raised this time around!

    'I'd advise other women to be careful about starting an affair - look what happened to me. Think hard about the consequences first, because the most bizarre things can happen when you least expect it!'

    James said: 'It's a day by day thing.

    'It's going to take time to build up trust between us like we had. Mia immediately came clean about her mistake and says she takes full responsibility for her actions.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    'Five months ago we found out that I was pregnant again and our new baby is due to arrive in the autumn.
    I smell Maury in their future.
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    Stupid woman. She isn't going to tell them until they are old enough? But yet she blasted this shameful info all over the world for her fifteen minutes of fame. I always felt that public paternity tests should be made illegal. While the mom may not have a problem admitting her slutiness, can you imagine the kid's shame and humilation when his/her classmates find an old Maury episode on Youtube?

    These kids never agreed to be on public television and have their potentially embarrassing personal information aired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HijabiGirl View Post
    While the mom may not have a problem admitting her slutiness, can you imagine the kid's shame and humilation when his/her classmates find an old Maury episode on Youtube?
    Considering that the same tarded tarts are raising the kids, they will probably be used to it, think it's "normal" behavior and attitude and they will probably have heard it all by their teens... and in glorious detail.
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    I had to add...
    I heard them talking about this on the radio this evening. The DJ called it a reoccurring case of slutopia! LOL
    Okay, well I thought it was funny.
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