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    75-year-old granny gets a new designer cooter

    Ummm.... So what about the rest of her?

    A 75-YEAR-OLD woman has stunned docs by asking for a "designer vagina" op to help her sex life.

    The randy Russian granny, named only as Nina M, said she wanted the trendy surgery to bag herself a young husband.

    Dr Anna Uzunova said: “Usually such requests are from much younger women.

    “But she wanted to have an active sex life despite her age so we agreed to do the operation and help her.”

    Happy Nina was delighted with the results saying after the op: “I feel like a young woman again.”
    Photo of her getting the operation: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

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    So what did they do to her? Install a beer dispenser?
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    More power to her. :-)

    Good luck, Granny!

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    For as long as she can remember, Jill wanted a different vagina. Not only was her labia minora slightly larger than her labia majora ("I'd see women in locker rooms and in magazines and be jealous," she says); after two children she also had serious incontinence problems.

    "My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same." Then a friend of hers saw an ad for Dr. David Matlock and his Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation clinic in Los Angeles. "My friend said, 'Hey Jill, you could do this!' It was meant as a joke. I found Matlock's number on the Net and was in his office within a week."

    Jill, a Manhattan lawyer, had two of Matlock's trademark surgeries: Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation (LVR) to tighten her vagina and "enhance sexual gratification" and Designer Laser Vaginoplasty (DLV) to "aesthetically modify" her labia.

    She calls her transformation "a miracle," and she is not alone in her enthusiasm. High above Sunset Boulevard, in Matlock's plush, 5,000-square-foot office, vaginas are being redesigned, labia modified, vulvae reconfigured. The women spreading their legs, exposing their personal secrets to the antiseptic trimmings and surgical prunings of a trusty laser are ad hoc pioneers in a rapidly growing industry. But is LVR truly a way of enhancing sexual gratification or simply a way of selling gynecological surgery while pushing the perfect vagina? With the reasons for LVR and DLV as diverse as the vaginas themselves, the answers are not so cut-and-dried.
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    ("I'd see women in locker rooms and in magazines and be jealous," she says); after two children she also had serious incontinence problems.
    Ummm There's only one way to do that. Old ladies showing one another their cooter. Laughing here!
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    At 75 doing this I think the woman has too far much money! It's the money that would keep a younger guy with her not her cooter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angelinfl View Post
    At 75 doing this I think the woman has too far much money! It's the money that would keep a younger guy with her not her cooter.
    Sounds like a win-win situation!

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    "My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same."
    I could have gone my whole life without hearing someone describe their vagina like this, much less a lady my grandmas age. Do some Kegals and keep that shit to yourself woman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nell View Post
    I could have gone my whole life without hearing someone describe their vagina like this, much less a lady my grandmas age. Do some Kegals and keep that shit to yourself woman!
    I agree with Nell thats just something you cant unhear!!

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