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    Lauren Wade, Bride to be,**BUSTED** by BF, Swapping spit with her boss.

    Lauren Ashley Wade, 20


    LoL, she must have one hell of a nail job to scratch up her BF like that. Not to smart of her to swap spit with her Boss though, in front of her husband to be. Thats got to be a tuff one to explain and it sounds like she did a piss poor job of it.


    ST. LUCIE COUNTY — Wedding bells may not ring Saturday for a couple whose argument over a kiss landed the bride-to-be in jail.

    St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called to an apartment in the 6600 block of Woods Island Circle near Fort Pierce at 3:23 a.m. Thursday by reports of a domestic disturbance. Deputies found a man with “numerous lacerations on his upper chest, neck, shoulders, left arm and lower back ... consistent with fingernail scratches.”

    They also found a “hysterical and crying” woman.

    The man told deputies that when he picked up the woman at the bar where she works, he saw her kissing her boss. The woman admitted she had been drinking and admitted kissing her boss while waiting for her ride.

    Back at the apartment, the two began arguing when the man said he was having second thoughts about Saturday’s wedding.

    The woman admitted to police she started “swinging,” scratching the man. She couldn’t answer for a small swollen part of her upper lip.

    Deputies arrested 20-year-old Lauren Ashley Wade on a charge of misdemeanor battery and took her to the St. Lucie County Jail.

    Wade made bail Friday. Whether the nuptials will proceed was not included in the report
    http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/may/...ride--be-jail/
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    If the moron goes ahead with the wedding, he deserves everything he gets!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkgoat View Post
    If the moron goes ahead with the wedding, he deserves everything he gets!
    Is kissing someone while drunk, in public, really a break-up worthy offense? This may have been a peck on the cheek for all we know.

    On the other hand, physical abuse is definitely a break-up worthy offense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joo View Post
    Is kissing someone while drunk, in public, really a break-up worthy offense? This may have been a peck on the cheek for all we know.

    On the other hand, physical abuse is definitely a break-up worthy offense.

    Its hard to say what the amount of kissing was, I only based it upon my criteria, Peck on the cheek, no biggie, a quick kiss on the lips, again no biggie, Giving him an oral exam with her tongue, Big time no no. And reason to get bent out of shape about it.

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    They have wedding registries at Target and Macy's with the date for July 17, 2009(No one has purchased anything off either one lol). I wonder why they were getting married sooner...hopefully she isn't pregnant.
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    Wonder what one she is?? my guess is the one giving the one fingered salute.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    Wonder what one she is?? my guess is the one giving the one fingered salute.


    She's either on the far left or right..the other two look nothing like the engagement pic. In the announcement, they are both from TN, attend church there, and go to Middle Tennessee State University. But then it says they are planning their wedding in Destin, FL and apparently they have an apartment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebooblady View Post
    She's either on the far left or right..the other two look nothing like the engagement pic. In the announcement, they are both from TN, attend church there, and go to Middle Tennessee State University. But then it says they are planning their wedding in Destin, FL and apparently they have an apartment?

    WTF!!, he let that little thing scratch the fuck out of him???? Looks kind of like, she is the one on the left , well more so than the other ones do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    WTF!!, he let that little thing scratch the fuck out of him???? Looks kind of like the one on the left to me, well more so than the other ones do.
    The chick in this picture is not any of the four. She looks like Shawn Johnson more than anything.
    Last edited by Dakota Valkyrie; March 12th, 2012 at 11:21 AM. Reason: deleted pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    WTF!!, he let that little thing scratch the fuck out of him???? Looks kind of like the one on the left to me, well more so than the other ones do.
    Apparently she had a Boom truck and a barstool handy.....Right Joo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelJCheaney View Post
    Apparently she had a Boom truck and a barstool handy.....Right Joo?
    No comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joo View Post
    No comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    Its hard to say what the amount of kissing was, I only based it upon my criteria, Peck on the cheek, no biggie, a quick kiss on the lips, again no biggie, Giving him an oral exam with her tongue, Big time no no. And reason to get bent out of shape about it.
    Some guys would get bent out of shape for "their woman" just thinking about giving their boss a peck on the cheek... much less doing it. Doesn't always take much.

    She sure is a nasty little drunk. That would concern me just as much as the drunken kiss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    Some guys would get bent out of shape for "their woman" just thinking about giving their boss a peck on the cheek... much less doing it. Doesn't always take much.

    She sure is a nasty little drunk. That would concern me just as much as the drunken kiss.
    Yes, agree. Nasty drunks are very unreasonable, male or female.

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    Bottom line... jealousy and lack of trust issues.

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    Just wondering.... Years later, this came up in some kind of search... How stupid can people be?

    Lauren Reid Wade and Lauren Ashley Wade would obviously be two different people, so how do pictures of a poor girl from TN end up in the middle of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by youareidiots View Post
    Just wondering.... Years later, this came up in some kind of search... How stupid can people be?

    Lauren Reid Wade and Lauren Ashley Wade would obviously be two different people, so how do pictures of a poor girl from TN end up in the middle of this?

    Huh...

    Good question actually.

    ETA: Especially when one is in Florida & the other is in Tennessee :/
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    They got their marriage license. LOL
    ST. LUCIE COUNTY MARRIAGE LICENSES
    June 1 2009
    • Robert Joseph Hamel and Ashley Christine Orr, both of Fort Pierce

    • Alan Roger Cole and Cinda Thomas, both of Port St. Lucie

    • Michael Rankin and Jessica Langel, both of Fort Pierce

    • Marc-Andre Joseph Foucher and Lauren Ashley Wade, both of Port St. Lucie
    http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/jun/01/public-02/

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    Quote Originally Posted by youareidiots View Post
    Just wondering.... Years later, this came up in some kind of search... How stupid can people be?

    Lauren Reid Wade and Lauren Ashley Wade would obviously be two different people, so how do pictures of a poor girl from TN end up in the middle of this?
    So which one are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valasca View Post
    So which one are you?
    the boss in the original story lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by youareidiots View Post
    the boss in the original story lol
    *high five*
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    Quote Originally Posted by youareidiots View Post
    the boss in the original story lol
    Awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by youareidiots View Post
    the boss in the original story lol

    LOL... so spill, was it a juicy kiss or a peck on the cheek?

    I kissed my boss a lot..But I also later married my boss. :)

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