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    Michael Cheney blew up own home because girlfriend left him

    BUFFALO GROVE, Ill. (AP) - Cook County authorities have filed arson charges against a man who spent several months in the hospital after a natural gas explosion that partially destroyed his home in suburban Buffalo Grove.

    Prosecutors say 41-year-old Michael Cheney became despondent when his girlfriend left him last November, so he turned on the gas in the home they shared, and called friends to tell them he was committing suicide. The friends called 911, but when Cheney heard an ambulance approaching, he lit a cigarette lighter, igniting the gas.

    The resulting explosion blew out the windows and part of the roof, and burned Cheney on the face and body.

    He was charged Friday with residential arson and released on $80,000 bond.
    http://www.wandtv.com/global/story.asp?s=10293407

    After his girlfriend left him last November, Michael Cheney turned on the gas in his Buffalo Grove home. As he waited to die, Cheney, 41, called friends to say he was committing suicide. They called 911.

    When Cheney heard the sirens, he flicked a cigarette lighter and the gas exploded, blowing out windows and part of the roof. Cheney survived but suffered burns on his face and body and was hospitalized until January.

    Cheney was charged Friday with residential arson, which carries a prison sentence of up to 15 years. Residential arson involves setting fire to another's dwelling. Prosecutors told the court they picked that charge because his girlfriend had an interest in the home. But attorney Joseph Di Natale argued Cheney should face a simple arson charge because he paid the mortgage.

    Cheney, who was ordered to continue psychiatric care, was released after posting 10 percent of an $80,000 bond
    http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/15...rson03.article

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    This isn't our Michael Cheney is it????
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    LOL Ours has an "A" in his name and is a cheesehead (WI). MichaelJCheaney - I had the same double take.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    LOL Ours has an "A" in his name and is a cheesehead (WI). MichaelJCheaney - I had the same double take.
    *whew*

    I knew our's is a cheesehead, but that's not terribly far from Illinois...
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    Jesus Christ I almost had a damn heart attack when I read that headline......

    And its not even about me!

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    Besides I am much more mentally stable than this pinheaded needle dicked flatlander.....

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    LOL Keep telling yourself that CheAney! :)

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    Made you look, though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella View Post
    Made you look, though!

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    And lots of other people too....apparently!

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    SOMEBODY has got to come up with a reason the Front Page this.....seriously.

    I mean what are the freakin' odds?

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    Besides I am much more mentally stable than this pinheaded needle dicked flatlander.....
    And better looking too.....-If I may say so myself!-

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    It sure got my attention!

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    Damn, I was going to start a poll to see what one of us makes the front page first and make "MichaelJCheaney" the winner. I need to find a mug on this tard.


    Congrats for not blowing up your own home Michael.

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    If our MJC actually ended up on the front page, he would probably still lose the "Most Likely to End Up on the Front Page" poll. See the results of the hook up poll, for example.
    "Letting the parade pass from sight, he focuses on the empty road beyond, a pale curve vanishing into the woods where nothing moves and a street lamp flickers on and off until at last it flickers out and darkness sweeps in like a hand."~Mark Z. Danielewski, A Book that Contains a Rape Scene

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    Quote Originally Posted by joo View Post
    If our MJC actually ended up on the front page, he would probably still lose the "Most Likely to End Up on the Front Page" poll. See the results of the hook up poll, for example.
    No.

    I would still be guaranteed to lose the poll.

    Losing the hook up poll, convinced me of that!

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