Pirelli Jones, the myth

**Pirelli Jones** · February 27th, 2008, 05:57 PM

Well hell now we'll get all interested in each other's personal goings and less focused on their ta-ta's and pretty soon we'll all be swapping spit in the showers and there won't be anyone humiliating troglodytes as I believe God intends it on the front page. That's what happens when word gets out on a good thing I suppose.

In all seriousness though, thanks for having me you can expect more of the same. If one in five make you smile please don't hit me with the ban-stick, I'm addicted to getting Thanked by named avatars now.

Look for my book, The System Works, I have a huge pile of notes just waiting to be analysized through wordgames and then edited, marketed, etc, I've also ghost-written a series called The Myspace Murders and am willing to share credit with anyone who can help me beat Trench Reynolds to press.

* or I'm Pirelli Jones and I don't follow implied protocols well.

**Morbid** · February 27th, 2008, 05:59 PM

I am here to help with the Myspace Murders!

**impqueen** · February 27th, 2008, 06:01 PM

me too. i'm in. i'm all about beating people to things. or with things, you know, whichever.

wait, why should we not be focusing on the ta-tas?

**Pirelli Jones** · February 27th, 2008, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by impqueen

why should we not be focusing on the ta-tas?

See the whole joke is blown cuz of that dam Morbid (just playing to the Imp boss!) but this was originally a diatribe against introductions/community/etc as it would get us more into each other and less able to objectively appreciate the beauty we each offer, yous especially there Impy ;) as well as cut into our troglodyte humiliation routines which provides the release that is really my motivation for being here (again pandering M, you know I'm here to clean that couch, especially after Kathy's week is up!)

But shit I've friended some of you through MySpace which is so closely linked to my real-world jugaloo cover that I can't dare discuss anything but hypotheticals from here on out anyway.

Time for my meds....

**Morbid** · February 27th, 2008, 06:18 PM

I fucked his post up. Royally. It was a joke against his joke. He made a comment to my original thread. As a joke, I made a thread out of his original comment. Then I went and deleted it by accident. Then you posted. The Pirelli tried to explain what his comment was for. Then I posted to explain even further. And here we are.

**Athena** · February 27th, 2008, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Pirelli Jones

But shit I've friended some of you through MySpace which is so closely linked to my real-world jugaloo cover that I can't dare discuss anything but hypotheticals from here on out anyway.

*Gasp*...

You're on MySpace?

**TXChris** · February 29th, 2008, 05:46 AM

Myspace? What's that? Oh, yeah. Hell, doesn't everyone have three?

**Becca** · February 29th, 2008, 10:53 AM

Pirelli, you can stay focused on my ta-ta's all you want. Welcome!

**CPL CHUD** · February 29th, 2008, 01:32 PM

Cool, another Mexican. Hola!

**TXChris** · February 29th, 2008, 02:31 PM

We call 'em Mesicans down here. We don't have X's. It's kind of like Bexar County, where San Antonio is located. It's pronounced "bear." See? No X in the pronunciation.

**swivel** · March 1st, 2008, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by Morbid

I fucked his post up. Royally. It was a joke against his joke. He made a comment to my original thread. As a joke, I made a thread out of his original comment. Then I went and deleted it by accident. Then you posted. The Pirelli tried to explain what his comment was for. Then I posted to explain even further. And here we are.

You should write for "Lost".

**Pirelli Jones** · March 2nd, 2008, 12:47 PM

May God bless me by never allowing the denziens of the den to ever see this mug here again;

1534CST 030108 7 lbs 9 ozs. 36.8 Weeks Gestated

Mom is well, Baby is well but taking drugs to mature lungs further, not that you asked.

TTYL, Gotta go update my fubar :D

**Rotten Apple** · March 2nd, 2008, 12:52 PM

Congratulations!! :D

**Morbid** · March 2nd, 2008, 12:59 PM

Congrats!!

**impqueen** · March 2nd, 2008, 01:01 PM

ahhhhh!!! babybabybabybabybabybabybaby!!!

I love babies. Don't throw this one or shake it or anything. If she's a girl, you can call her Imp, I will not mind at all. If he's a boy, well, you can still call him Imp. Just sayin'. Imp is kind of a gender neutral name.