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    Randy Sarafan rigged up his office chair to post Twitter updates every time he farts




    OK, if your going to follow the instructions and make your own chair, please don't send me the link, I don't want to know.


    Tweeting one's farts - Finally a reason for Twitter to exist!

    From Tones "only in Germany" files comes an unlikely story of flatulence and technology that not only shows us that we should be incredibly pleased that the Germans didnt win WW2, but that the internet solution looking for a problem otherwise known as Twitter may finally have a reason to exist. Randy Sarafan, a clever kraut is not only inordinately proud of his farts but has taken things one step too far by building a high tech office chair that trackas his farts on the 140 character online social networking phenomenon, twitter.

    Randy's chair is a surprisingly complex piece of work; Incorporating a natural gas sensor, a small prgrammable embedded computer and a wireless module he can visit Twitter (when he should probably be visiting the shitter). High tech or just high? who knows

    At the time of writing, Randy already has 1,377 twitter followers (twits perhaps?), who seem to be fascinated by the activities of Sarafan's anus and his long suffering gassed out office chair. If you're sick enough to want to be a follower of Sarafans flatulence on twitter, visit . http://twitter.com/officechair

    If you however feel the need to build your own fart tweeting office chair drop into http://www.instructables.com/id/The-...-Office-Chair/ -

    For the sake of work colleagues and office pot plants, please ensure you fit your chair with charcol fart filters (http://www.shopinprivate.com/flatfarfilun.html)
    http://www.tone.co.nz/Members/patdud...itter-to-exist

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    Wow.... he has almost 4,000 followers now... some ppl have no life lol

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    This guy invented a belt that Twitter'ed everytime his unborn child kicked.

    The farting is funny. This is unbelievably self-absorbed.
    "Letting the parade pass from sight, he focuses on the empty road beyond, a pale curve vanishing into the woods where nothing moves and a street lamp flickers on and off until at last it flickers out and darkness sweeps in like a hand."~Mark Z. Danielewski, A Book that Contains a Rape Scene

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    HAHAHA... Some people get too bored. But I'll still follow him on my Twitter.
    prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch slap

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    Tazzz always had the best threads.
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    ROFL what the chair says is hilarious though.

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