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    Steve Rocco; Ketchup Thief

    The real crime here is that taxpayers paid for this trial. Give me a fucking break. Rocco is clearly a nutcase.





    An ex-Orange Unified School District trustee was convicted Thursday of misdemeanor petty theft for taking a bottle of ketchup from Chapman University.

    A jury of seven women and five men deliberated three hours over two days before deciding unanimously that Steve Rocco stole the 14-ounce bottle of Heinz 57 last Sept. 27.

    Rocco, who became known for railing about conspiracies against him by a group he called the Partnership during his single term on the school board, testified that he was set up by political enemies.


    He insisted that witnesses against him, including campus police officers, lied.

    In earlier court papers, he said he took the bottle to recycle it.

    Deputy Public Defender Erica Gambale said Rocco picked up the bottle of ketchup, which likely was left out overnight, from a table in an outdoor eating area on campus. She argued that its worth was "zero dollars and zero cents," which meant no crime was committed because nothing of value was taken.

    Rocco faces up to six months in jail, but prosecutors said earlier he most likely would face a small fine and probation.

    Susan Schroeder of the Orange County District Attorney's Office said previously that she also expected prosecutors to seek an order barring Rocco from the Chapman campus.

    During the trial, there were various estimates of the worth of the ketchup, with school officials reporting that they pay $1.20 per bottle.
    There was also dispute as to how much was left, with one campus officer saying the bottle was three-quarters full. There was also some indication that the bottle had to be shaken in order to detect some liquid inside.

    Fernandez told the jury that a couple of days earlier, Rocco -- who was still on the school board at the time -- had been given a "strong hint" that he "really didn't need to be on campus."

    Chapman, a private university, is not a part of the Orange Unified School District, Fernandez noted.

    "His motive would appear to be getting back" at the university, Fernandez said, telling jurors the 58-year-old defendant had "no respect" for the school's property.

    "People have a legitimate interest in their property," Fernandez said. "Most people wouldn't flaunt the law like that and then manipulate the system. The defendant is not an innocent victim."

    She also countered Gambale's argument that Rocco was targeted for his eccentric ways. "He's not being prosecuted because he's off," Fernandez said.

    Rocco, who consistently wore a black knit cap and dark sunglasses during board meetings, was not allowed to keep his hat on in the courtroom. He took to showing up in court sporting a large white bandage taped to the forward portion of his skull.

    Rocco lost his seat when trustees redrew his district's boundary lines. He lost a bid last year to win a seat on the Santa Ana City Council.
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    Jesus fuck Chapman University, I will buy you 10 bottles of ketchup if you never waste money like this again. Taking this to court? Are you kidding me?

    An ex-Orange Unified School District trustee was convicted Thursday of misdemeanor petty theft for taking a bottle of ketchup from Chapman University.
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    I'll throw in another 10 bottles just to show my heart is in the right place.

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    They should have just called the CPA ....Condiment Protection Agency!!!! They REALLY need tighter security at this Campus.....if this Ketchup Kaper...continues...who knows what will be next???? Mustard??? Equal packets??????
    They should really nail that shit down! Retards.
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    Wow, this is one of the most retarded things I've seen in a while.

    Who does this guy think he is, William S. Burroughs?

    She argued that its worth was "zero dollars and zero cents," which meant no crime was committed because nothing of value was taken.


    Good try, but I don't think ketchup or plastic bottles just magically appear on the table for free. If bottles of ketchup were worth $0.00, Heinz and Hunts would have a tough time turning a profit.
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    this guy must have a pretty list of priors on his rap sheet. otherwise, i cant imagine any agency filing charges here - its a waste for a 1st time offense that could be a bad decision that the guy will learn from just as easily FACING prosecution than actually being prosecuted. most agencies have a "de minimus" theory - if the item is less than a certain amount, there are no prior theft related arrests, & there was no violence involved - its not worth the expense of filing charges.

    but, repeat offenders pose a different problem than just the stolen item in this case: they are a threat for future thefts of any dollar amount that will harm society if the crime went uncharged.

    the fact that he wasnt just facing a small fine (but also probation for christs sake) supports my suspicion that this aint his first offense.

    hell - many states offer dismissal for charges above a de minimus level if its still his first offense.
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    I was also wondering:

    Are they going to call the bottle of ketchup to the stand as a witness?
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